Cornfrog

Biophysics will forever be known as the class that ruined my 4.0 😭

Chemistry is just tiny physics

The gym is all fun and games until you change your workouts after 4 weeks and suddenly feel like an 80 year old woman

Yesterday I woke up at 124lbs and this morning I was 131lbs

We don’t talk enough about women can gain a whole 5lbs during their period and it irks me

@UberFacts Some crazy and outrageous thing happens that destroys the whole shows dynamic, ex: weeds from season 3 to 4

What's a telltale sign that a TV show is about to take a nosedive:

A girl in my class walked up to our Russian lab professor and said “hey bestie”

Dear men: I don’t care if you “didn’t touch it.” Wash your gd hands after you use the bathroom!

They don’t tell you when you’re young that along side with “thirty, flirty, and thriving” you get two day hangovers

Laying in bed is exhausting when you have Covid 😩

In my Eras era. 💅

When they say chemistry is the toughest major they actually mean you’re going to have a breakdown every day of your life, feel like you’re getting it, and then you still fail 😁

I’ll tell Twitter… I just sent in an application to Yale, wish me luck!!

What is best on the plane?

@arianna_638 I would bring them dinner and be like “since you guys are so desperate for food I figured you would need this 💕”

Things I will miss about Japan: 1. Everything

A moment of appreciation for Tokyo Disneyland food

Not me wanting to move to Tokyo after being here for one day lol

pov: it’s 2007

Side note, I miss my cat

Being drunk at the airport just feels like the right thing to do. Especially at 9am