CornDogs27

Welcome to CornDogs summer.

The remedy is often worse than the disease.

Pulled a tick of myself and ate it. I’m like a big monkey, grooming myself.

@blephin_ Good to know you are safe.❤️

@CornDogs27USPS I ran out of celebrity budget

The Lion only goes for the meat.

@blephin_ I once shat myself in line at Autozone. I tried to hide it but the little stinker flew the nest and landed on the floor in front of the register.

Truth is the opinion that survives.

CornDogs27 Bohemian Rhapsody cover in the works. Stay tuned.

I need a burly men calendar.

Only children and fools tell the truth.

my nana gives me a pack of marlboro reds every time i visit her #loveyounana

I like to stare at people through reflections and today someone stared back

Rubbing my penis against my leg like a cricket. Not making any noise though.

I am always on the hunt for new awesome porn.

If I had a son I would probably scheme against him.

@blephin_ I can’t find Waldo.

I am going to cry.

I bought a remote control plane and I have never felt such joy and whimsy. My life is meaningful once again.

I got a new toy and I have been having so much fun playing. I love to play. #playing

@blephin_ Last Christmas all I got was Slim Jims. I love Slim Jims.