maggie kelly :)

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maggie kelly :)

@Corndolly25

award winning Twitter user / aldis coupon extremist / low light / Cadbury eggs

Katılım Mart 2014

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·27 Mar

@SeinfeldTV B

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In The Rye episode, which of these things didn't happen? We call this game Two Truths & Not a Lie if You Believe it.

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dick snickers@smithsara79·15 Mar

me: *telling what i think is a hilarious story from my childhood* friend: i’m so sorry that happened to you

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ann lee news and updates@samcorb·10 Mar

Yuh-Line Niou@yuhline

My friend and I were talking about how there is some sort of dumpling in almost every culture. What is the dumpling of your cultural origin?

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·8 Mar

@crazycar96 💓💓💓

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Маделейн .@normalmadeline·27 Şub

Phoebe Bridgers ❤️ 😭

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Kate Mooney@yatinbrooklyn·10 Şub

so my neighbor and i both had mouse sightings this week. here’s how our landlord responded:

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hil@plume__·30 Oca

the food and drink you consume in a movie theater doesn’t really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate and holy and harm-proof

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·30 Oca

Idk if this makes sense but Colleen Hoover is to the book community what juul was to the tobacco community

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·25 Oca

@crazycar96 Yes!!!

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Seinfeld Current Day@Seinfeld2000·13 Nis

what if seinfeld was future

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·18 Oca

@crazycar96

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·11 Oca

@trev_maj I will also need an employee handbook

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·11 Oca

If Zillow allowed viewers to comment… No other social medias would be able compete

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·9 Oca

@Carly_GISWx 💙🤍☁️

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CA☈LY@Carly_WxGIS·9 Oca

One of my best friends sent me this just now and said “clouds make me think of you” 🥺🥰

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·6 Oca

@crazycar96 I’m shrek you’re Fiona 💚🤎

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Seinfeld Current Day@Seinfeld2000·25 Ara

Rochelle rochelle is a christmas movie

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Antonia Cereijido@antoniacere·12 Ara

Thought these were the palazzo gays from white lotus

new hobbit dinner pic!!!!

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·11 Kas

I wish I was the kind of person who got hungry and thought, “hmm carrots sounds good for a snack” but no unfortunately I’m a peanut mnms and cheezit kind of girl

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maggie kelly :)@Corndolly25·29 Eki

@crazycar96 We are in love

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@crazycar96 🥰

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