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@archeratkinson @Not_Rittenhouse Fuck 3/4. He’s gonna eat for the cycle!!! 4/4 for the big boy

@Not_Rittenhouse Guarantee you Tommy Guarino tries 3/4 options on opening day

Let me see one of you fat idiots order the lobster poutine at Fenway this year and you can also get a sam adams off the back of the head.

@boobfan69420 @ObeevWanKenobi You already know dat shit my nigga ✊🏿

@ObeevWanKenobi @CornedHash

Your realest of friends use Zelle. Your fake ones use Venmo. I don’t make the rules

@Not_Rittenhouse Mood

Friday Mood #Tibbanada

@Not_Rittenhouse Today would be such a sick day to be retarded

I want to have downs syndrome for a day

@theAntiPicks Sounds like a damn legend!!!

My uber is honking at pedestrians waiting for the bus He also rammed into a snow bank trying to turn around He is also deaf and blasting Tupac

@theAntiPicks @BleacherReport While smoking a cig. Pesky

@CornedHash @BleacherReport She probably wanted to rock a dodgers hat while skating

Alysa Liu has gained 5 MILLION followers after winning two gold medals at the Winter Olympics 🤯🥇 (h/t alysaxliu/IG)

Hope Tommy g is having the worst time ever shoveling today

@theAntiPicks @isenburner Yes!!! Pull down your pants and tuck your dick and balls between your thighs, thrust forward, clap em off your stomach and catch them back between your thighs on the way down!!! Practice in the shower beforehand but this trick is one that will for sure get the crowd going

@isenburner The “flip and catch” Learned it from @CornedHash … place will probably go wild!

Gonna call ice on my planet fitness so I don’t have to wait for anything anymore

@BeakMcgee69 Get a patek my nigga! Flex up on some bitch niggas!!!

Think I am going to buy a watch tomorrow. Anyone have any suggestions for good beginner watches that aren't a million dollars. #watch #ferda #milanlucicbag #throwup #milliondollars #watchgang

Wow Apple finally made customizable snooze times after 15 years. Idk how it didn’t happen sooner. I once got really baked and thought for a long time about who came up with the snooze time being 9 minutes and how cool it would be to be that guy. And why he chose 9

Seen this listing up for the past few months. Still makes me laugh every time I see it. Really considering pulling on it just to meet the guy

@DKSportsbook Unlock my account you fuckers

It’s an incredible time to be a bettor at DraftKings Sportsbook. Thursday night: • Luka Doncic covered by Early Exit • Jalen Duren covered by Early Exit • Happy hour boosts Friday: • Ice Breaker bonus bets paid out • Happy hour boosts Saturday: • Waste Management Open • Happy hour boosts Sunday: • Super Bowl LX • King of the Endzone promo • Live Millions promo

@HoneyBadgerFan9 now if I gave you a nickel for every Boston sports player named anfernee… you’d only have one 😢 #oneanfernee

@boobfan69420 My last one went dummy fucking hard #lilbaby #thebiggerpicture #trucklife

@CornedHash Can I cum

Gonna drive my dope pickup truck into Boston tonight and take a picture of it with the skyline in the background and put it on my instagram story with a lil baby song

@DimmadomeD71958 Methuen but I grew up in Haverhill. I have a sick truck tho

@CornedHash Sounds like this guy is from Wakefield

@DimmadomeD71958 Only if you have an underbody light layout and truck nuts on your hitch. Dm for meetup addy

@CornedHash Am I allowed? I bought my car for 40k cash straight brick money

@DimmadomeD71958 Holy shit!!! Out of the shadows!!

After a long hiatus - Doug has returned. Time to help the world burn!

@HoneyBadgerFan9 I’m himmmm cuh

@CornedHash So tuff