Leo Komarov

Talk to brown cow at fine dinner. Ask him if likes Marleau. “Yes wine.” Nyet, MARleau! Was big laugh. Pat age like fine wine…and cost same.

I have not see such carnage since back at uncle Valteri chicken farm. Seem like new injure is drop a day for Leaf. I have Brad on new speeds dial I set up. Waiting and ready for return. I only cost 3 sausage and can of castrol oil from salary cap. #LeafsForever

Maple Leaf go in rat infest battlegrounds and play biggest huge meats grind game I see in years. Nyet eliminate. Now we book carriage ride back to Maple Leaf headquarters for final dual. Does Maple Leaf have more meats grind left in cantina? We find out. #LeafsForever

I come out of Tweeter retirements for air of griefs. If I was on ice tonight, battle 5 last for hours. Each whistle I am cause scuffles so ref get exercise. Maple Leaf let Bradley run as free like movie film with rat and bit of string. Call Christopher now for exterminate.

I make big huge step stone in electronic age..I make first telephone call. Big surprise when Kuli say he was invite to senator camps. We joke sens commanders live 10 year behind like me. Maybe tomorrow I try digital cables...and maybe tomorrow Tim Brent gets PTO. #LeafsForever

Many year later, fan of Toronto Maple Leafs will celebrate great Morgan Rielly career. It will be historic celebrations for first player in NHL history book who never have right-handed defenses partner. #LeafsForever

@mic_mazz Strong like bear.

Loving Ilya Lyubushkin’s new profile photo on Instagram

Russian bear Lyubushkin is back for Maple Leaf! Big strong bruise man who crush opponent like dump truck. Will make Toronto more strong like bear for Stanley Mug playoff. #LeafsForever

Komrades, tonight Morgan is play first game at home after teach Riddle Greg lesson in code of conducts. We play hard for him when Gary send him to dungeon. Time for give Morgan Rielly standing ovation! He battle in trench for Leaf, time for tip hat. #LeafsForever

Will Auston Matthews get 50 goal tonight? Normal human like me score maybe 50 goal in career. Auston nyet human, is machine! Must be hockey robot from future. Coyote try for stop him but they have bigger fish for fry, like try fill arena with more than Knies family. #LeafsForever

Radko quack like little chicken bird, but when time for drop gloves he run away like scared kitten! Next time bring claws, not just mouth! Reaves and Domi play like big bear on ice. Komrade Simon say he bang body, and he bang body. Leaf are take no prisoner now. #LeafsForever

Life is sometime like borscht. Sometimes is sour, sometimes is perfect. Poor Komrade Bertuzzi, have to find good luck charm. Maybe dance with big bear or find lucky potato? Last time I lost luck, I make rituals in Kasari River for summon Bagiennik. #LeafsForever

For past game, McCabe take abuse and eat high sticks like it is breakfast! He is tough like Siberian bear, nothing stop him on ice. He was drip blood like warrior and stitch back up with marshmallow stuff in both nostril. Face of champion. #LeafsForever

Some rule not write on paper, but still important. Break them, nyet good. Must respect game, try for play fair. In Estonia if I clap bomb in open net, opponent use meats cleaver on me. Morgan is big hero in room now, nobody mess with Leafs anymore. #LeafsForever

Rookie season in room William was ask me why I pluck grey hair before game. I say William, to play like young NHL I pluck hair. He say shave like normal man. Nyet, pluck build big characters. I be 19 goal all-star that year. Now we are tie for all-star appearance. #LeafsForever

Back in day, if have hockey slump you would be lucky to stay alive. I was in slump once upon time. Coach was take me to depths of arena basement trench. I make it out alive. Komrade Ronny didn't make it. I have Flink tattoo on chest for remind. I show Tavares today. #LeafsForever

Maple Leaf are play red hot Oil Rig. When did Oil get so good? Back in my day only thing hot in Edmonton was Tommy Chong devil cigarettes and Jill Hennessy in Robocops 3. #LeafsForever

Live look of William after find out virus was kill whole maple leaf front line infantry. #LeafsForever

Maple Leaf have good man Kase, he is real deal. Kyle need to ban hug after goal and only play him on powers play. That is how you keep man save from injure. When I was play in Toronto, I have motors oil station on bench for quick refuels. #LeafsForever

Mustache boy Auston Matthews is already hit 40 goal. Boy is zing puck in net every game like my be pro characters Valentino Yiskavona. Valentino first line with 78 goal. Watch out for Valentino Auston, rocket ship trophy is not be secure just yet. #LeafsForever