Jonny Clept
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Jonny Clept
@CorporateEmoBro
One word to describe me?.. Spectacular, Yes

Don’t let it have a little slush to it. omg


The right engine of our plane flying out of Houston caught fire just after take off. We heard 15 straight loud bangs and immediately knew something was wrong. Thankfully the pilots were able to get us and every passenger back safe and sound with zero injuries. God is good.


turning down $40 million because you can’t stfu is the most woman moment ever


Inside the staggering $40 million NDA that Elon Musk’s ex Ashley St. Clair turned down trib.al/s2vYX7T

finding out the Knicks fan at the parade that tried to kiss the girl that woke him up actually OVERDOSED and needed Narcan to save his life. everyone helping in this video is a NYC legend





PUNCHING OUR TICKET. 👊

🗣️ ELMO IS TEAM USA 🗣️












