Bad Catholic Priest

English humour at its best. @AnnieChave

@arfry68 Fucked if I know. Mum rooted so many men. I might have 18 brothers.

@Corpse_in_Pads Is that your brother?

I've decided to become a Rap Star. @arfry68 youtube.com/watch?v=HQ364a…

@Corpse_in_Pads Yeah stop moaning. Get on with it or go home.

@arfry68 Just tell the cunt he's no longer your mate.

This is getting better. 😂😂. Ha ha. I'm going to kill may mate for dragging me here, I was mellow and chilled in Ubud and now I'm surrounded by drunk fuckwits.

@AnnieChave I wouldn't ask the woman to do much. Just walk out the shower naked dripping wet. I might film Mr Johnson. She's got great tits.

@Corpse_in_Pads It brightens my day. I should have this on a loop.

FFS. If you don't laugh at this? You haven't got a fucking sense of humor. youtube.com/watch?v=r-v7w5… @AnnieChave

@AnnieChave I was thinking of taking a video of a woman. Just a few seconds. That would be enough. And leaving it on loop for the rest of my life.

@Corpse_in_Pads Ha Ha. Get one of those pointer things on your bonce Bill

@arfry68 Just drinking VB stubbies here. Pisses me off sometimes when I have to type. I need one hand for a stubbie and the other for a durrie. I'll start typing with my nose soon. Might take a while to write a message though.

@Corpse_in_Pads Yeah job done. Buy 2 get one 1 free. On the 3rd order

Gotta love this from the Essex boys met a few days ago. LMFAO...... Well got here. Rooms OK, but not great, pool looks lovely. Totally different atmosphere to ubud for me. Too many Australians, even seen a baby with a fucking mullet. Can't see me staying here more than a few.

@arfry68 Just concentrate on the alcohol. You'll be fine.

@Corpse_in_Pads FFS Bill. Stop. Going bonkers here. Pub crawl gotta be done

Calling all fucking cows. Get out in the fucking paddock and do what you're told! I've just about had a gutful of the lot of you. I'll have rump steak tonight if you're not careful, you fuckers!

@thetipsguru @metrotrains I knew a guy who had access to the main office where they do train arrival and departure messages. He made up his own. The next train to arrive on Platform one won't be stopping you bunch of useless cunts. He played them.

Gotta love a @metrotrains Track fault Misses not happy been two hours in the city with no trains