Aussie

This expert sport analysis is why i don't gamble anymore.

Is it physically possible to stop eating a sleeve of girl scout cookies once you opened it?

It was so nice out today I thought instead of taking the dog to the park we'll go for a run (jog at best). Im not sure how to prove this but im 90% sure someone stole one of my lungs, no way I'm this out of shape (I am)

@iDurka_ @NICKMERCS @mygamesir doubtful...

@NICKMERCS @mygamesir @CorryShev maybe you will be able to properly throw a stun grenade after you win 😂

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im cool with no more "once in a lifetime" weather events...

@iDurka_ Run it back on apex?

So we couldn’t spread out all these game updates and Beta launches? -BF6 beta -Apex season 26 -BO6 season 5 -Fortnite season 4 -Farlight 84 global relaunch Like yeah I didn’t want any of these things the last 4 months, let’s just cram it into this week 🙃

going to buy a celsius energy drink looking for the vodka seltzer like its willy wonka’s golden ticket

@MARALFOX Ill take it. And what was your mums maiden name, super curioud?

I could get off my couch right now and hit 3 homers in this derby…

please no, please.

Tha Carter VI. Thats the whole tweet

Fresh off a spa day - moment before finding the biggest puddle of mud this side of the Mississippi

Did you know Taco Bell has a 20 dollar meal for 4 and you don't even have to have 4 people. You can just eat all of it.

Mac Millers will always be one of my favorites

@iDurka_ Oh now you shoot straight. Cool cool cool

They banned my username, but let me keep the red boxes

I wanted to complain that my lunch came out to be 33 dollars but then I realized I’m just fat and ordered a lot of food

Happy new year. CC @jacksonshevlin

Happy Chrysler

Enjoy

Queen of the North