Cort Everhart

What are we doing here? @JoshWilliamsOH

Fan bases ranked on toxicity level (excluding Hitler because obviously): 1. Taylor Swift 2. Dallas Cowboys 3. Jesus Christ Am open to debate.

@chasewatson_11 @jums2513 Wouldn’t say that’s a dun

@CortEverhart @jums2513 This one youtu.be/GXFSK0ogeg4

This is what being engaged to an accountant in tax season looks like ..

@chasewatson_11 @jums2513 Jaws theme for sure

@jums2513 I’m scared it’s the JAWS theme and she doesn’t know what it is. I’m currently inquiring on this 🤦🏻‍♂️

Show me why something is on my timeline. Oh my god I hate this change. Elon blows

That was definitely a penalty but god you have to feel for Ossai right now

@TeddyTruta Steak needs cooked less

It’s hard to blame anyone else other than Ryan Day

@ShaneMeek1 This is true

@CortEverhart That’s because the Steelers suck

College football has been significantly better to watch this year than the NFL. Bring back steroid use in The professional leagues

@Lucas_Michael34 Thankfully took it earlier this week so I had the 3. Still terrible

@CortEverhart They get you by the half a point??

Minnesota Vikings make me never want to gamble again

@chasewatson_11 Thanks to clearing that up

@CortEverhart No, that’s gyro

I love a good euro. The sandwich, not the step.

Pain

ESPN blocks rapist

Deshaun’s a Rap*st

Lucky Gambling Squirrel. If you don’t retweet you’ll have bad Gambling luck all season

@BenNeville1 True

If you think about it, the taste differentials between the different brands of water and the taste differentials between the different brands of cigarettes are basically the same. Water = cigarettes.