Minnesota sports are the absolute worst.
Also, the streak is now up to 128. And if you think that 99.9% stat is bad, remember that it cuts off 14 years, including the 98 Vikings and 41-donut.
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Cory Olson
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Cory Olson
@CoryOlson89
The observations of someone who thinks he's funnier that he is. Or so his wife tells him.
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@AnnaNoelleDua @RussoHockey Between the Bills and the Sabers, there’s a temporary-furniture salesman somewhere that has been able to put his kids through college.
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@RussoHockey Probably a bunch of old Rem Pitlick jerseys they got on the cheap.
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Tom Pohlad called and purchased 65 Wild jerseys for the Twins road trip
Minnesota Twins@Twins
Live Laugh Love the @mnwild
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Malinski took a puck to the face and continued playing, leaking blood all over the ice in every zone. That's a hockey player
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@EPLindaLou Ellison’s answer to this is absolutely correct. You can’t categorically say people who entered illegally should be deported because some have pending asylum petitions. And that can include people from Mexico.
The Senator is looking for partisan clicks, not real answers.
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Keith Ellison is the most worthless politician to hold public office as Minnesota’s top law enforcement official. We will vote him out this November.
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@JonKrawczynski In honor of the meltdowns on Altitude sports, is Denver okay? Do they need a hug or something?
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Recording an episode of the Jon Krawczynski Show this morning. Drop your Wolves questions here.
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@CoachDre3000 [Laughs in 14U club softball.]
Buckle up, buddy. You’re just getting started. But enjoy the ride.
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@Gaardsy Facts! I’m just entering the world of 8U softball & this couldn’t be more true! 😂
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I think my favorite youth sports are the ones where you need to block out essentially an entire weekend but they don't give you the schedule of each day until the day before it starts.
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@Gaardsy Bonus when you have to arrive a day early to pay an exorbitant rate for a budget hotel, but then find out your team doesn’t play until late the next day.
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John Ewing@johnewing
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@Gaardsy It’s like they all assumed they could just run around and win the game. They should have known they would get Denver’s best. They should have known it would take *more* attention to detail. Yet they gave less.
It’s a sign of the immaturity that plagues the team.
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Stop the self-inflicted errors and you’re fine. Gotta get serious at the half. You know Jokic and Murray gonna come out popping after getting some rest and now you’ve let Cam Johnson feel good.
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Oh my. This is horrifying.
Opinion here: ecf.ca8.uscourts.gov/opndir/26/04/2…
Eric W.@EWess92
A man stole William Woods's identity, then accused Woods of stealing his, had Woods prosecuted, jailed, and drugged in a mental ward. A dogged detective solved it. Is an above-guidelines sentence justified? Yes, explains Judge Gruender. Might be the craziest fact section yet!
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@thechosenberg Got news for you, the boomer in the story is the dead grandmother who left the inheritance.
With a 25 year-old daughter, the parent may well be a Millennial. At best, it’s a late GenXer.
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@iowahawkblog Also, with a 25 year old daughter, there’s a decent chance the mother is a *Millennial*. She’s at least a late GenX. The boomer in the story is the dead grandmother.
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Everyone is failing to realize the real villain in this story: the goddamn theater college
rosey🌹@thechosenberg
Boomers will not see heaven
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@johnkriesel Cheering for this team is such a slog. Sad that its pinnacle moment occurred in 2003.
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@JonKrawczynski But remember when President Obama had that video with Jalen Brunson…. Oh, wait…..
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Love Colin. Been an huge fan for a long time. But Jalen Brunson definitely does not get more publicity than Ant.
Ant has starred in a movie. Adidas is building its entire company around Ant. He has more endorsements than most star players.
Jalen is a big star too, but cmon.
Herd w/Colin Cowherd@TheHerd
"Market size DOES matter... If you put Ant in LA, San Francisco, or New York do you know how big of a star he would be?" @colincowherd argues Anthony Edwards' talent is under-appreciated in Minnesota
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🚨⛳️🤦🏼♂️ #LIVID — Bryson DeChambeau is NOT happy with the course conditions at LIV Mexico City @BrysonLegion
“You got destroyed grass… oh this is rough.”
“Guys this is what we’re playing on apparently!”
(Via: perisgoIf/IG)
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@ronnui_ @RadCentrism Dan Quayle basically disappeared from earth because he misspelled “potato.”
Now we’re like, “Could dead raccoon penis guy be a sleeper 2028 presidential candidate?!?! Experts weigh in.”
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Information just has no consequence anymore. Like if this came out in any other era it would be The Main Thing for a long time. Now it's just like yeah I guess that makes sense.
New York Post@nypost
RFK Jr. once chopped off a dead raccoon's penis to 'study later' while on a family road trip trib.al/GRIk0oS
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