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@StilNotHavin_It @PYeerk It's like an incantation. It's the faux-intellectual version of Wicca's "so mote it be".
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"The entire point of authoritarianism is that they are a obsessed with aesthetics"
PotatoMcWhiskey@PotatoMcWhiskey
The entire point of authoritarianism, police states and fascism is that they are obsessed with aesthetics, control and not actually having any substance or principles and this is how they get people to cooperate through surface level looks and violent coercion... Media literacy..
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Going to ruin a Burger King employee's week by ordering a rodeo burger and just saying this when they hand me the bag.
Omni.Bonnie 🏳️⚧️@omnibonnie
delicious estrogen burger for a delicious estrogen girl (me!!!!!)
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Me: "Hey, do you have your ID on you?"
Guy buying a case of beer: "What? The gray hair isn't enough? Haha!"
Me: "HAHA *laughs until I vomit on the counter, prying my teeth out with a rusty box cutter, all the while scream-laughing as aerosolized blood sprays out of my mouth*"
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@permatruck And that's where I fake smile and say "Hanging in there!" while I have thoughts that would get me put on several lists.
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Me: *puts a $50 bill under UV light to check its authenticity*
Customer: "Ah, it worked! I just printed that! Haha!"
Me: *slams my hand in the drawer of my register repeatedly, my bones audibly cracking, while I scream at him "IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED? DO YOU LIKE THIS?!"*
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@Voidwalkerr97 They're probably talking about the drawing of chubby Shane precumming behind JojaMart.
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@CoryVexed How does it inspire queen art? Are they talking about all the Clint rule 34
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@CoryVexed How many Cory’s does it take to fix a lightbulb?
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Are we going to talk about the fact that Ethel Cain popped up in the 2020s, living in a house full of antiques, and now we have a photo of her from the 1970s where she looks basically the same? 🤔
Historyland@HistorylandHQ
A woman paying for her groceries with a check - 1970’s.
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@discord_support @discord Just so you're aware, we know exactly what you're really doing. The "safety" schtick doesn't work anymore. We see you.
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Discord will soon be expanding teen safety protections worldwide including teen-by-default settings and age assurance designed to create safer experiences for teens.
We’re also launching recruitment for Discord's first Teen Council, creating a space for teen voices to help shape our safety and wellbeing work. Applications are now open for US teens ages 13–17.
Learn more about these updates here: dis.gd/teen-safety
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