🌸 Rwumper 🌸

This works on Obi-wan btw

@tomarryist This is amazing omg??? I would love to be added to the server 🥺🙏

after much hassle, i finally finished the demo for my ao3 inspired red-and-pink reader app! now i just have to code it and connect it to a database so me and the gc can start buddy-reading our fav fics and books 🙂‍↕️

Has anyone written a fic of Harry using Tom's diary like Chatgpt? H: Tomgpt, generate me a essay about the Wolfsbane Potion. I need it for my Potions class in an hour. T: *writes the most sophisticated essay ever that makes Snape instantly suspicious* #tomarry

@scarredsoul17 the fandom is finally talking about important stuff 🫡

Very important what kind of panties does Harry wear

@lilspandora This is the only correct opinion btw

i prefer jily over jegulus gulps

@tomarryist Tom Diddyle kicking his feet and giggling like a school girl after coming up with this lame ahh poem and controlling ginny's body to write it so that it seems like ginny wrote it instead 🫩 my goat ginny would NEVER be this cringe

tom riddle in cos for some fuckass reason: ginerva… ginerva weasley 😒😒😒 oh and the fact there’s a 80% chance he helped ginny come up with this poem ab harry makes it even funnier bc why tf else would ginny refer to him as the DARK LORD when it’s a title DE’s use 😭

tom really admitted he was beefing with a literal child over harry’s attention omg bruh

@bottomhawwy Link?

Mafia au where Harry is a nurse in a hopsital and Tom keeps coming in and demanding that Harry tends to his wounds and no one else until he kidnaps him one day and makes him his private nurse

@anaarkhalifa All Tom Riddle is good at doing is fumbling bad b!tches

tomarry growing up together where tom still ends up evil and it breaks harrys heart cause its like wow........ hes such a bum. like your high school sweetheart leaves u for his soundcloud rapper career. give up harry

@wal7428 please what is the link?

CUTE CUTE THEYRE SO CUUUUTE

@Theaaa_000 26 million likes on Harry's post...... yeah, sry Tom but ur bf is now everyone's bf 💔

@CoserYuuki Tom has no idea the amount of ppl that would kill to be in his shoes 🤭

POV: You pissed ur hot bf off one too many times. #tomarry #tmrhp

@saderhea he's getting the ring, tom's wand, and all of their children as part of divorce settlement 🙏 which is literally everything that Tom has to his broke ahh name 😭🙏

Harry wearing the Gaunt ring will always be the highlight of the fic for me. Baby that’s your ring by right of blood, soul, and fate. You’re getting it in the divorce too.

@hydrarcheron why did they emphasize the word "you" randomly like how Trump would capitalize random words LMFAO

The rational answer is its OOC the irrational answer is it feels like a personal attack to my ego

It's giving obikin.....

@hydrarcheron I think Harry also gets jealous, but it's a different jealousy from Tom's. Tom's is the all-consuming, seething, possessive jealousy, while Harry's is the "I'm not good enough" jealousy 😔

I love making these charts so much 😭😭😭

@yolkalt link?

fuck my life

@venusindeath What if ur opponent is the daily prophet? 💔😭✌️

when you’re in a “obsessed with harry potter” competition and your opponents are ginny weasley, colin creevey, draco malfoy and lord voldemort smh

@tomarryist Harry (delusional), getting bent in half and bred like an animal by Tom: This position is the best, from a vantage point bc I can keep an eye on what Tom's doing. He can't do anything sketchy if I stare into his eyes during sex like this 😼

harry’s so dedicated to uncovering tom’s schemes that he’s like yes that’s exactly why i’m here. his masterplan works perfectly; dates (gathering intel), kissing (lowering defences), moving in (24/7 surveillance). 10 yrs later after 3 kids harry’s still deep in his investigations

au where journalist harry’s written 50 articles about minister riddle being evil and corrupt but no one believes him so he breaks into tom’s office for PROOF except tom walks in on harry bent over his desk, ass up, rifling through drawers and immediately gets the wrong idea. +

@tomarryist Albus: We're short on cash this month so that means no Scooby snacks for a while. Tom (and Gellert's) genuine reaction:

au where on the night dumbledore goes to pick up baby harry, recently-escaped grindelwald decides to kidnap him (and the damn baby) and transport them 40 years into the past to when tom was at wools. now they’re all stuck in the most dysfunctional family of rising dark lords

@rooksilverr Proving ur media illiterate btw

@CoserYuuki you are a harry potter fan in the year 2026 LMFAOOOOO talk to me when you arent dickriding a transphobe

im not even on star wars twt why tf did the obikins find this