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CosmicCharlie97
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CosmicCharlie97
@CosmicCharlie97
Poster child for the easily amused
Portland, Oregon Katılım Mart 2009
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I'd wished we had quicksand in our backyard, so I could invite a few of the more assholish neighbor kids over...
Super 70s Sports@Super70sSports
What was with our society’s obsession with quicksand when we were kids? At the time I genuinely believed it was one of the world’s leading causes of death. Every birthday marked another 365 days of somehow avoiding quicksand,
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@LizzyTexBorden @horrormuseum This show introduced me to @tomwaits. I'm trying to remember the band leader's name without goog!e. Ol' smiley... Happy Kyne and the Mirth-Makers!
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MARY HARTMAN MARY HARTMAN 1975 is one of the strangest shows ever on TV, produced by Norman Lear.
It was a daily parody of soap operas, with pitch black humor, extremely controversial, with sex humor no other TV show could dare, but got past censors.
Here's 2 minutes of it.
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@choptopmoseley "I... go... to... pieces..." (wah wah wah)
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We’ll all be there next weekend at the New Jersey Horror Con and Film Festival. Lita Ford, Peter Criss, Toxie and a whole lot more! What do you think Choptop’s singing?
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@built AFAIK, they're both still alive and stupider than ever.
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@CosmicCharlie97 That story reminds me, his friend was trying to do mouth to mouth and yelling "don't make me kiss you!"
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Well, I got my Portland OD merit badge today. Sash feels kind of full. #pdx
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@built I should probably not be so glib, but a few years back I had eleven ODs during my First-Friday-of-the-month shift. I walked into the store, and told a wandering girl to get out. "Be nice to her. She was dead a few minutes ago."
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@CosmicCharlie97 I just muddled through 911. Thankfully others had the Narcan. Took three doses to bring him around.
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@kevin_parks And birds aren't real. We've been lied to forever.
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@horrormuseum That's a good sign. Heavy patting-on-the-back means you're friend-zoned.
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QUESTION
On the first date, when you hug your date goodbye, if they put their arms around you, then move their hands up and down, does that mean they really like you?
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Almond Joys have nuts, and Mounds don’t.
That I get.
But…
What would you call the single chocolate-covered almond on the top of an Almond Joy, if not a single *mound* of an almond?
And, furthermore…
Where even is the mound in a Mounds?
Something’s not adding up.
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🚨BREAKING: John Travolta stuns at Cannes, looking 20 years younger and nearly unrecognizable.
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@horrormuseum I dunno, is she hot?
If they want to be together, who cares? If they're having babies... I'd be a lot more worried about that.
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Really curious what you think.
Is it gross and immoral to date or marry your cousin?
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My sister has a regular driver she calls Jesus. (Not Hey Zeus.) I wonder if this is him? He'd better be careful with the uniform protocols, tho. Is that religious garb?
Al M@AlYourPalster
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@horrormuseum My mom hated rodents.
When this song came out, I was 10, and she thought it was a song about two gay boys. When I told her it was a love song to a rat, she went over the top. But she also knew my ability to excuse away anything, so I got points for creativity.
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Most people know the song Ben by Michael Jackson.
Most people don't know, it was written for a horror film called BEN, about a rat, sequel to WILLARD, and is the only song ever nominated for an Oscar from a horror film!
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Mo the Sleaze, Neil Young's bookie.
Loudwire@Loudwire
He's a master of disguise. Do you recognize this rocker and what name would you give this persona? 📸: KMazur/WireImage, Getty Images
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