Good Christian Woman

@duhnelle She’s a dry vegan. There are levels to this shit.

Today a girl told me she was vegan and then after reached for a milk chocolate kiss and I was like “oh, those aren’t vegan” and she goes “oh I know I don’t care. I’m not vegan when it comes to this” ....k so then you aren’t vegan??

@d0llprtz You gotta fuck with that wound

The g string on the guitar is my least favorite string. Fuck you rt this if you fucking know

@angelbby1992 youtu.be/m7b8hitvfoE

*Takes two tamales out of the freezer to defrost; takes a nap.*

@bitter_bruja Penelope Spheeris is a master! The DECLINE series, SUBURBIA, THE BOYS NEXT DOOR are all seriously incredible films. She even directed BLACK SHEEP and THE LITTLE RASCALS.

Just heard a dude on the other side of Home Depot yell “PAPI... FUCKING... CHULO!”

I PLEDGE TO WORK FOR FREE for any school to help secure the children. I am a 29 year retired veteran, Infantry Sergeant Major, U.S. Army Ranger with combat experience. I have a conceal carry, Primary and Alternate side arms, an AR-15, and all necessary tactical gear

Happy Birthday George Harrison X youtu.be/CVLqZyUwqv8

@thereubins @Mattxthexkiller @VICELAND @VICE Every episode would have a little decaf segment starring @tbscyc

@thereubins @Mattxthexkiller @VICELAND @VICE It could be called “On One with Joaquín Diego Chávez” and the music could be me singing all the harmony parts from Snoop Dogg’s “Ain’t No Fun” but sing “It ain’t no fun if the homies aren’t on one”.

Probably the most insane lineup of coffees any cafe has ever served will be served at our little ol’ Zendo this March. I really encourage you to come by and try them.

@crim3lab youtu.be/EJFstoTCbDY

@FakeWang Griffy still looks ashamed that I choked his ass out the other day.

My Mom, inches away from me, at screaming volume: “WHO IS KENDRICK LAMAR?!”

“*Realizing how that sounded* ...That’s how you know the food is good!” - My Mom

“We went to Red Lobster and there were SO MANY NATIVE AMERICANS there!” - My Mom

A casual night out in Tucson 🙃

We bought my niece an avocado to see if she’d react the same way the little boy did when he got one & well...