Parshath and the Cosmic Racoon

@JackxJewell Rather trans daughter than gay son.

Our son had preferences for “pink, sparkles” … was “flamboyant.” “Boy crushes have started to come in.” This is a mother who can’t deal with having a gay son. Or she’s mentally retarded. Or both. Probably both.

@JoelWBerry God plays Factorio spaghetti style.

It’s an automated factory. It’s a supercomputer. We can’t make one, with all our knowledge and technology. People pretending to be serious scientists say this was created by lightning striking a mud puddle. That’s what they still teach in school.

@GreenGayYT Today is Austrian Painter's birthday.

Happy 420 Everyone 🍃💨

@interesting_aIl Juno Birch, Syphilis Queen. Yes God, that's happening. Pause.

Fashion in the 15th century was crazy… 😮

@kaxishk Princess Clara.

this on katy perry for met gala

@WorldScholar_ One of the doors Gia Gunn has opened.

Reminder: This door predates most countries on Earth, and it's still working. Let that sink in. The 2,000-year-old door of Lateran Basilica, Rome.

@MischaChristie @currentiyke @katya_zamo I looked and I found. And they shimmied down the hill.

@currentiyke This is what @katya_zamo was talking about that one time

What type of battle tactics is this?😳

@RunnerEyeYT Isn't she about a year late with her response?

Karla Sofia Gascón responds to Katya Zamolochikova over Emilia Perez criticisms. “She doesn’t have something special, something different. She’s not pretty.”

@nonregemesse "Grüß Gott" means God bless you, not hello in the name of God.

German people don’t say ‘hallo’ anymore

@breeadail Dude's got a nice bum.

VATICAN CITY—CONFIRMED that a man desecrated the Papal Altar of St Peter’s Basilica, at 9:30AM yesterday morning, by urinating on it in the presence of hundreds of pilgrims. Holy Mass was being celebrated, at the time, at the Altar of the Chair.

@kirawontmiss Get the gurney, it's Jamie Lee Kurmis!

Jamie Lee Curtis i was not familiar with your game….

@trixiemattel It's not that we'll watch anything. It's rather an absolute obsessive NEED TO CONSUME your deranged nonsense.

honestly, this is your guys' fault. somehow. New YouTube video! youtu.be/GL0XdkVIO40

@keithedwards The rhythm could be better and they need more fierce hunty boots energy in their walk.

This isn’t North Korea. This is America. And it’s terrifying.

@catturd2 Kinda gay, though.

Brought to you by the Democrat Party.

@Alphafox78 Only if it's DJ Trixie Mattel at Solid Pink Disco.

Does it help DJ's perform better if they are wearing this type of apparel? 🤔

@clownworld Vikings did reach the Middle East.

Kids to be taught Vikings weren’t all white—some even Muslim. Gotta rewrite history to fight Eurocentrism, apparently.

@clownworld I've sucked plenty of c0cks. If you suck c0ck, you are a c0cksucker. Amen.

@wikivictorian That's just @katya_zamo on a Wednesday.

Portrait of Russian actress Maria Germanova as The Witch in "The Blue Bird", Moscow Art Theatre. Photographed in 1908.

@Geniustechw Bianca del Rio.

Who is this? Wrong answers only...