Cosmicphenomenon (Maya Noir)

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Cosmicphenomenon (Maya Noir)

@CosmicPhenom

Maya or Sebastian 👑 : Bigender / Nonbinary / Trans / Queer / Model / Freak / Punk / Kind Soul 🏳️‍🌈

Boston, MA Katılım Ocak 2019
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Cosmicphenomenon (Maya Noir)
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Doctor : The nurse told me you were in pain Me: Ah yes, so you heard I was a little bitch Doctor : ...literally no one is saying that but you.
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Me: Don't worry, everything is fine Person who works under me: You know when you say that, it doesn't make me feel like everything is actually fine
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TSA Agent seeing my face: Hello sir can I see your ID? TSA agent seeing my name: Ok you have a nice day...ma'am
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Meeting someone at a mostly straight party: Me: Yea so me and my gf - Them: Oh yea you know my sister is gay and my best friend from college is gay and I'm super cool with it, you know, and, sexuality is totally a spectrum right? Me: ...Wow so people really do that huh
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Reminder to always be nice to your Amazon Alexa because I'm pretty sure the people who say thank you after requesting information from the robots will live longer during the apocalypse 🤖
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So IG is super slow cuz all the queers are posting about our holiday, right? 🎃
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Second day having a morning and afternoon coffee and holy shit I am a changed man
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Cosmicphenomenon (Maya Noir)@CosmicPhenom·
Happy Monday. I've been outsmarted by the child lock on my allergy pills. Again.
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