The King of All Cosmos

4 merch drops and 7 games ago... We broke the moon and all of the stars. Oh, how We miss those times dearly... But it isn't healthy to indulge in the past; you won't be able to appreciate the present.

We'll give you what for, you tyke!!

After taking care of some important business Ourself, We're back on Our own one feet! ...ah, We should mention, We're balancing on a sideways Geta holding teapots and teacups.

i should be a writer someday.

theyre looking for me. i have to find a place to hide. that semi truck looks good...

peek a boo.

i dont think ill ever be able to recoup myself to live peacefully among the other cosmics. ive dug myself a hole just deeper than my height, and the sides of the hole crumple when i try to grab hold of them.

i should make pie today. but if i do, ill clearly burn down the whole kitchen. ohh..

@pussyexploder22 hello

@CosmosRuler2004 ROBOKING??? Hi.

its nice outside today

@mandikoot ......hi

@CosmosRuler2004 hey

someone liked my post. oh god. this really does mean it works. im terrified at the thought. i should get used to this though. i have things on my semi mind to talk about.

oh i really hope this works. id make a fool out of myself otherwise.

@rainjune610 Yes, We're just trying to include human slang in Our speech.

@CosmosRuler2004 Your Highness, what is the last one supposed to mean? Did you intend to include it? - Pokkle

It's almost Valentine's Day, and that means your crushed one deserves a nice reward. Below are lovely Valentine's Cards We made just for your special one. Use them wisely!

You better be playing Once Upon A KATAMARI, or We'll find out.

It's a good thing to remember that mistakes are what make all things humane. If something is absolutely perfect, then there isn't much to look at, you know.

@Queenant67 We are so, very sorry.

@CosmosRuler2004 Stop eating my workers

We found some lovely candy on the ground on Our walk today☺️The ants really add flavor, admittedly.

@pussyexploder22 We are hungry.

@CosmosRuler2004 His highness, out of all the things to think about, why crabs?