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@slovakloser @angedipus the british plug is safer in all regards, with a built in fuse and shutters blocking the live wires you cannot electrocute yourself, the earth pin is larger and the entire plug is way more convenient too, it will never fall out of its socket and it will last years.

@Cosmostellla @angedipus All the other ones in this pic, maybe apart from the italian one

If your country isnt green then you're brown and third world

@slovakloser @angedipus name a better plug.

@Cosmostellla @angedipus It's definitely not the most well designed one

@Globalstats11 russia belarus crimean war, england at one point owned most of france, italy and germany ww2, iceland was invaded during ww2. you could make the argument that those african countries were part of the french colonial empire and therefore invaded along with vichy france.

Countries Inveded by Britain 🇬🇧 🟥 Invaded/Colonized by Britain 🟨 Not Invaded/Colonized by Britain

@rayasunshiney imagine living in a place with more knife crime and still having to worry about being shot or arrested without trial by ice

americans: school shooting jokes are bad pls dont make them also americans:

@sleepy_pastel @scenebandit unrelated but what the fuck is happening in uruguay

@scenebandit untrue, per capita it's more frequent in the us

The US has more knife crime than Britain btw

@Justanother_02 @CeaddaOfMercia The british fought two wars to open chinas markets and force them to trade, and a third when they resisted neo colonialism, India as a concept would never have existed without the UK, the indian sub continent had never been united, to say it was split in half is denying history

The given answer will be "colonialism" despite the British Empire giving India industrial infrastructure, and China an apocalyptic crack epidemic

@KasaruXSR @esjesjesj the us is higher in per capita as well

@esjesjesj Are you one of the niggas who doesn't get per capita by chance

Guess which country has a higher rate of knife crime than the UK

@GOREJ1RA dracula in dog form can moonwalk at 4.6 4.7 with an orb but chucky is still 4.4

guys I'm kinda confused why are some killers like Hag 110 but a killer like Dracula is 115

I was in the cinema watching backrooms and this teen was on his phone for a good portion of the movie but the second they descended down into the pit with clothes everywhere and revealed the monster he turned that shit right off

@furmerly NOOO

i gotta cut my damm bangs

@Milovana_C @ConorON44859994 @SkipMcQueen clement attlee started the decolonisation process which was only stopped by the tories who tried to bandage a dying empire back together at massive cost

Clement Atlee created the nhs and built 800k council houses. Keir Starmer privatises the nhs and hasn't built a single council house.

@oomfmoney a good sunny day in the uk is so rare but also can be so beautiful

@boymoderology i went through all of school doing so well, never struggling at any point never having to learn or do anything and i finally got to my a levels and reached a point where i had to actually learn and just couldn’t do it i didn’t know how

the worst thing ever is when you realise just how stupid you actually are

@wonderparlour you definitely made her day, some large estate houses and small castles let you book them out on airbnb for a holiday!

A few months ago, one of our maids came to me, quietly worried about her future. Trying to lighten the mood, I said, half joking, “You speak English, don’t you? If life ever becomes too much, go to Britain. Out in the countryside, there are men with houses so grand they look like castles to Japanese eyes, and others with vast farms.” She smiled and said, “I see… so even I might still have a chance of living in a beautiful big house in Britain someday.” She went home smiling, murmuring, “A castle… I like the sound of that.” Just a little conversation to brighten her mood for a moment. Not advice about immigration, and nothing more than that. So, dear British friends, please don’t take it the wrong way.

@yorusarichoukan @parfaitthestudy yes! in order to protect cornish industries cornish pastries need to meet a few requirements to be sold in the uk. namely made with cornish beet carrot and swede and to be made in Cornwall.

@parfaitthestudy 商品として販売するには、原産地名称保護制度で、製法とか産地が厳格に定められてるみたいです↓ 日本だと、別の名称で出してる所(ビーフパスティ)はある模様です。 maff.go.jp/j/shokusan/gi_…

コーニッシュパスティは、なぜ日本に進出しないんだ イギリスに1週間滞在するなら、5回はこれを食べたい

@wonderparlour i have to go here, do any of your maids speak english my japanese is so poor

For a maid café devoted to Britain, this may be the most natural thing in the world, but we keep a real piece of Cotswold stone in the café, and from time to time, when we find ourselves missing the English countryside, we gently reach out and touch it.

@Yui_simp02 i don’t have enough of them that’s why 😭

Whats the point on bringing Anni Cakes or BPS if people are going to bring personal offerings

@tboydirtbag they do not taste the same, i even did a blind taste test with a friend and got them all right😭

genuinely why do sugar heavy sodas still exist when we have the technology to create zero cal ones that taste the same i wonder