thinking abt when i hooked up with a girl in Portland and before i called my Uber back to my friends place i asked to use her restroom and she said "yeah sure but you're not allowed to laugh okay" and this was it
MY JOB ACCIDENTALLY PUT
4,000 HOURS ON MY COWORKER TIME CARD AND HIS CHECK WAS $135,000 HE QUIT THE NEXT DAY AND NOW THEY CAN'T FIND HIM ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ