Brian Moyer

What's with people using my profile picture to make fun of MAGA people. Anyone who uses my likeness will be hearing from my lawyer!

Rock bottom has officially been achieved!

lol.

@KoreaPistonsFan I see you on my TV! Can you do 6-7 behind home plate XDDDDDDDDD

@kevinMcGonigle7 hey prince, Wishing you the best this evening! Love, Brian

@CountryMan1812 Tengo Suerte!

It has come to my attention that there are some “ball knowers” regarding the goat, Mr Masayoshi Takanaka. That is all, take care and assalamualaikum!

Why keep tissues in your car when I can take 600 napkins everytime I go to chipotle?

@AB84 Women can’t cum 🤣🤣🤣

which sex position makes women cum very fast ?

Just saw my first let’s go taco bumper sticker! That’ll show him libtards!

🙄 am I right…

@RaymondChedding @SaskioLoL

@CountryMan1812 @SaskioLoL I don’t have a vagina. Hope this helps, Ray

tracking the period cycles of your league duos can lead to increased winrates i have 147 games of data on this. my friend yuulu tweeted about it earlier because she finally saw the CRM i've been keeping on her for months. overall winrate with her sits at 55.1%. on period games? 52%. off period? 57.5%. that's a 5.5% delta over 5 tracked cycles with a 94.3% confidence. the data doesn't lie. I have an excel with our accounts linked up to riots api and it pulls data based on kda, damage dealt & winrate. during her period her aggression rating spikes to 8.6 out of 10 based on damage dealt and deaths. that means during her period i'm playing TRISTANA. rocket jumping into every fight. matching her chaos with my chaos. if she's gonna flash forward i'm gonna flash forward with her. we're both committing war crimes at the SAME TIME off period? completely different player. aggression drops to 4.85. plays calculated. kda higher due to dying less. best vision score. she's entering her peak janna phase. so when she's off period i'm locking VAYNE. patient. scaling. tumbling around and waiting for good opportunities to fight. we play a slow methodical lane and farm up to late game. that's where we pop off. the 57.5% winrate off period comes from this coordination. we're not just playing league. we're playing league AROUND her HORMONAL CYCLES. most of you can't even tell when your duo is tilted after 3 games. i can tell when mine is entering the pre-menstrual aggression window 3 days out based on over-aggressive timers alone. her next cycle starts april 17th at 9:36am. 5.2 day duration estimated. i've already shifted my youtube content creation strategy around this for viewers to be prepared for more Tristana commentaries. this is the level of commitment required to climb with a duo. you think you can just queue up with your friend and vibe your way to challenger? no. you need DATA. you need ANALYSIS. you need to know what play style she's locking BEFORE she locks it based on where she is in her cycle. yuulu thought i was crazy when i told her the prediction. she opened her health app. told me her app predicted her period to be between April 15th - April 19th. my CRM beat her own body's tracking Study the Saskio way

Day 21 of keeping this streak alive

@tradeincoming @blashdril Buckeyes they’re a bunch of commie asshole!

@CountryMan1812 @blashdril Who is Columbus

Trump 3 Detroit 0

@abeoreilly1943 @flexburgerr @GraceVanderWaal As long as he can start posting again I’ll be happy

@CountryMan1812 @flexburgerr @GraceVanderWaal I’m very pleased with this result. I could be convinced otherwise but this seems good enough

Daniel and the gov agree to: -27 to 33 month sentence (he’ll get 23 months credited for time served) -$10,000-$95,000 fine -1-3 year supervised release with conditions Judge Rodriguez will make a final ruling within these ranges.