Courtney Melville

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Courtney Melville

@CourtM99

Why are you buying clothes at the soup store?

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avie@cuntadelic·24 Nis

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

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Zion@zionszzn·14 Nis

I'm a big believer of not going to work on your birthday!

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David Diebold 🚀@DavidJDPhotos·31 Mar

Amaze Amaze Amaze!

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tender@tenderizzation·8 Şub

you just know someone will post this and be referring to Irvine, California

yuzu@yuzu_4ever

fyi there are cities in California that blow LA and SF out of the water but i'm gatekeeping them. you do not have the California ball knowledge i have and frankly you don't deserve it

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hailz ⋆˚꩜｡@otterfaerie·20 Oca

how am I supposed to work when there’s animal crossing at home

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Millie@bumpasshelll·2 Oca

It’s amazing how ugly they’ve managed to make Southern California despite it being basically paradise. They were like yeah we can work with this. We can make this look like a never ending strip mall no problem

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meg “Yooper” bitchell@MeganBitchell·31 Ara

When you have the flu the only thing to do is think about times you didn’t have the flu and what led to having the flu

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Matthewせいじ@matthewseiji·19 Eki

Medieval peasant [staring at my phone]: I understand this tweet just fine Me: …and the Dorito? Medieval peasant [crunching]: It’s alright

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Black Girl@t_sadiity·19 Ağu

wrap up this summer shit up fr. it’s time to jingle bell fucking rock in this bitch

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ʚɞ@vampmora·23 Tem

The agony of thinking you’re finished doing the dishes only to turn around and to your horror: the pot.

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the thicc husband & father@lukeisamazing·7 Tem

Jurassic Park book vs movie: the book is an excellent sci-fi novel with great plot points that the movie ignores or bastardizes. unfortunately for book purists, Spielberg was cooking and his Jurassic Park adaptation is literally a perfect film, so none of that other shit matters

Val@VK_HM

My take on the Spielberg Jurassic Park book versus movie thing is it is kind of funny how much his movie dismisses a fairly major plot in the novel like extremely directly

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Bandage Brigade@Bandage_Brigade·16 Haz

the goodest girl to ever go to space 😭

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richard@richard_normal·7 May

vacuuming is an s-tier chore. it’s a pleasure to do. doing laundry is WOATed, f-tier easy. it sucks.

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tului ^-^@geneslovee·13 Nis

expressing your dislike of genAI in a regular real life conversation with someone who uses it really makes you sound like both an anti-technology boomer and the wokest snowflake this side of the gay neighbourhood of san francisco

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