Court🌞

it’s been a rough month

@ColeFoxxy Cole

Do you think dogs know when their owners are fucking weirdos

Every few months I rediscover that @NoahKahan and I are the same age and go through an existential crisis but have not yet figured out what the correlation there is

@sharisosocial @ me

I’ll be messaging the same person on Snap, IG and SMS all at once and I’ll never stop this chaotic behavior.

Yes or no is it a hate crime when your mom posts the most heinous photos of you publicly on the internet without your consent

@TheLifeOfHassan I can’t believe he forgot to invite us again

what in the illuminati is this

Actually though who tf is Matt Rife

What the actual fuck lmao

I just got a whiff of UV blue and feel like I had a WWII flashback

5 drinks to get to know me 1. Easy Eddy 2. Pseudo Sue 3. Iced vanilla almond milk latte 4. Diet Coke 5. ?

@sharisosocial what is this

Got a bag and fixed my teeth, hope you hoes know it ain’t cheap. 😮‍💨

@JCraezyTwo4 Okay

i don’t think i’m exaggerating when i say caitlin clark is the best women’s hooper on the planet. including the pros

Being 25 is weird because 30 year olds think you’re a baby but 20 year olds think you’re a barren wasteland that should be put in a home and are minutes away from death

@TheLifeOfHassan yes

religion should be discussed more in politics

@TheLifeOfHassan yes

politics should be discussed more in religion

@TheLifeOfHassan Just what I was afraid of

@Court_OConnell it means you might shit your pants court

Started a new job and I keep getting this intrusive thought during meetings “what if I literally just shit my pants right now” and I’m really scared of what that means

Oh being a sports fan doesn’t mean you just beat the shit out of the opposing teams’ fans? Then I’m out