Courtney James 👩🏻‍🦰🏳️‍🌈🌺

This sums up my dating life

@CodeThreeNews Officers are turning cars around on 101NB and sending them back down the on-ramps. We’re free!!

101 FWY Update: LAFD has set up the airbag as it appears the subject is seriously talking about jumping per radio traffic.

🚨#BreakingNews Avoid the 101 FWY in the Downtown LA area. LAPD is on scene working a jumper, The SB 101 FWY is now Closed. CHP is working on shutting down the NB 101 FWY at Alameda. LAFD is responding to the freeway. Grand Ave between Temple and Hill is also shut down.

@CodeThreeNews Completely stopped. Been here for 30 min

@GAltringham Goddamnit. I was terrified to keep reading.

BREAKING: Actor Paul Rudd, known for his roles in the Marvel films, I Love You Man, and Anchorman, has been accused by several coworkers of being an extremely kind and talented person.

35 here

@Rainmaker1973 I’ve never stopped calling it Twitter.

When was the last time you called it "Twitter"?

@stephyberry @Rainmaker1973 Stealing this. TYSVM

@Rainmaker1973 im not crying

This woman had to paint the stairs of her house because they were already very old, but she didn't forget her loyal friend, the dog. x.com/fopminui/statu…

@itsme_urstruly The Hot Zone

What BOOK is so good that you read it at least once a year or have read it more than 3 times in your lifetime?

@Rainmaker1973 Anything by Mel Brooks

Name one

@madisonreedllb it would be great if your gowns were size-inclusive. I always have to ask for a cape, which is embarrassing. I was at the Tustin, CA, location and had to wait 20 min for a dry cape. Please fix this.

I’m not a Christian. But I believe Pope Francis was the most badass Pope in history. He refused to reduce God to a magician. Fought climate collapse. And preached like he time-traveled from 2140. Here are 9 reasons why he was lightyears ahead of his time: 🧵

I’m so proud of my #SFGIANTS. Rain delay sucks, but they’re doing a hell of a job so far this season! #SFGIANTINLA

For the 30-45 crowd, what was your first CD purchase?

@ShouldHaveCat Salchipapas

the last thing you ate is what you have to name him

#AdolfTitler I dare you to boot me you fucking Nazi.

@NobuHotels you need a better copy editor. I’m sure @GreyGoose would appreciate it.

@ShouldHaveCat Poor little toezoes

the vet gave him a little bandana OH MY GOSH

What the fuck did I just watch? #TysonPaul

@DodgersNation He’s already thinking ahead to his free agency.

JACK FLAHERTY, IT IS YOUR TIME! THE HOMETOWN KID!

@DodgersNation x.com/courtneylj/sta…

Shohei Ohtani flies out to left field and we are heading to the bottom of the 3rd inning. The Dodgers still trail 0-4 to the Yankees. How are we feeling? x.com/i/broadcasts/1…