Courtney

Hydrocodone on the hands free phoneeeee

Ashley from #RHORI has 2 boyfriends and opens beer bottles with her teeth. If you aren’t watching, you’re not living right.

Also forget about the Amanda/West drama...Can we acknowledge about how batshit insane Ben's new chick Sabrina is??? #SummerHouse

The Aubrey Plaza and Amanda Batula backlash is coming from the same fucked up place....Can we not celebrate women moving on and being happy? Never underestimate how much the world hates women.

@geoffroth Getting old and missing you of course!

@CourtneyisHot Where you been dawg

They’re making another Harry Potter thing? In this economy? In this day and age? In this world? On this earth?

I hope and pray that West and Amanda ARE boning. AND I’m a girl’s girl. AMA. #SummerHouse

@PopCrave Did she just remember who she’s married to orrrrrrrrrrrr wut

LeAnn Rimes undergoes deep jaw release in new video.

Reflecting on my life, one of the best things I ever did or will do was kick Peter Thomas (RHOA) out of my VIP table at the club.

I just discovered Juvenile and Manny Fresh's show on YouTube. Hold my calls...forever. @Still400/videos" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@Still400/vide…

@desusnice ok but why is the intro track to best of both worlds the most satisfying banger of all time?? i wish it wasn't so but i can't tell a lie. god damn it.

If u didn’t get tickets, we’ll be at the McDonald’s across from yankee stadium sharing belvedere while listening to “best of both worlds” off a blackberry. Plz join

the worst phrase we've made universal is "have a good rest of your night"

Once again I ask, God

Why is Takeoff no longer with us on earth when Diddy walks free

Looking back, Drake was really only good for singing hooks like “I don’t usually do this unless I’m drunk or I’m high but I’m both right now and I need you in my life” but I miss his soft lil ass for that

@ecareyo heartbroken.

So sad for Mary Cosby

As someone who used to work in the mental health field, the downfall of Peter Attia is extra satisfying. Longevity bros are largely heinous creeps.

My former boss used to ask ChatGPT if her jokes were funny or not.

This “2016” trend… the FBI works hard!

I can’t decide which is more cringe…the 2016 throwback trend or the “unfortunately I do like…” trend with that nasty Rocky Mountain Way song but y’all have to cease and desist.

Pharrell really could turn a complete crackhead into somethin’, couldn’t he? (Yes, I’m talking about Mystikal and Ray J)