Covfefe the Boring

HIDE UNDER THINE BEDDING

AND LO A REVELATION HATH BEEN GIVEN TO ME. MORE HORRIBLE TIMES ARE NIGH. REPENT. STOCK UP ON CAN GOODS & SHOTGUN SHELLS

THAT MEETING W ZELENSKYY WENT GREAT

@Jessicam6946 I DO. AND WHILE I WAS TOO STUPID TO COMPREHEND IT THEN, I'M A BIG ENOUGH ASS HAT MORON NOWADAYS TO PUSH NONSENSE CONSPIRACY THEORIES ABOUT HOW THEY'RE STILL ALIVE

Are any of you young enough to remember the Challenger explosion 39 years ago today?

@RossKneeDeep SMOOTH BRAINED MAN CHILDREN NEED FUN TOO

I want to know why a TV doctor (Dr. Phil) is going out on ICE raids in Chicago?

@RossKneeDeep SH*TTING THE BED AFTER LOSING FEELING IN HIS FEET

Seriously, what's Trump's endgame?

SORRY. I STOPPED PAYING ATTENTION A LONG TIME AGO & JUST FOUND OUT TODAY WE'VE DECIDED TO RE-DO 2016??

ALL HAIL PRESIDENT ELON & FIRST LADY DJ TRUMP. SUCH A GLORIOUS TARGET FOR THE 4 HORSEMEN OF THE APOCALYPSE. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE AND WE'LL MEET AGAIN IN HELL

SEE Y'ALL IN THE DEATHPITS

@realGollumTrump You kept it up like a champion

FAREWELL GREAT LORD

New puppy who this

💔💔 Heroes

@magold1 Yes, he absolutely does. He makes my bad dreams even worse.

Is it just me or does Simon Cowell look like the botched Spanish restoration painting?

HEYYYY Y'ALL... LONG TIME, NO TWEET... JUST CHECKING IN TO SAY I'M STILL DISAPPOINTED & DISGUSTED BY MOST OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS HELLSITE WITH THEIR SMALLMINDED AND SHORTSIGHTED BULLSHIT. HOPE YOU CHOKE ON IT. FOR THE REST OF YOU DECENT FOLK: HOWDY!!

Besides a grunge album, post a great album released in the 1990s

THIS PLACE LOST ITS "FUN VIBE". IT'S GOT "DIRTY TOILET PIPE" VIBES THESE DAYS. SUPER YUCK.

IS IT STILL A RACIST CESSPOOL UP IN THIS PIECE