Faux Greg Carpenter

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary 🌈🔥 it’s been a magical carpet ride!🐏🐑🐑

@CowboyCubby @DeanSeeds_Jeff @EbbersAg Did you also see a unicorn while you were drinking that wine cooler and listening to Kenny G? 🥜💥😍💄🧚‍♀️🌈🦄

Adams NE. Awesome to see these Majestic Birds around. Maybe a Momma and her chick checking out a deer carcus for breakfast. @DeanSeeds_Jeff @EbbersAg

Sometimes I cry in the beer cooler at Casey’s bc it’s my only time away from the stress of sheep farming. 😬🥲🐑☝️🧁

Hey Big Windy you got any for a real man?! @CowboyCubby

Anyone have any extra milo bags they don’t want? Need them for free, spent too much on Beanie Babies at the flea market last weekend. Want to bake up some gluten free cupcakes for the girls this fall! 👊😂🐑💥🧁

@CowboyCubby Or the real you 🐑😍💥🍡😉😛

Yep

Almost that time! So excited!💥😂👊😍😷🔫

@DavePanko @CowboyCubby No corn can stand a 90 mph hot gust out of old wind bags @CowboyCubby! 🐑😍😻👍🌽⬇️

One crop is ready for harvest and another is just starting. P1306WHR has impressive stay green this year! #covercrop #Pioneer #yieldhero #whitecorn

@CowboyCubby Don’t go out to the sheep barn after watching Baywatch, the devil tempts us in many ways! 😷🔥😍🤪🐑🌽

Reverend!

Hey everyone send me your favorite sheep selfies! I want to make a collage of pictures to put on my bedroom wall in Grandma’s basement by my Beanie Baby collection! Fire away! I know you have some Big Guy! @CowboyCubby 😻🐑😻🤪😍🍭📷

@CowboyCubby @DavePanko Better get some better wall reinforcements so when you start blowing your hot air the building doesn’t collapse! 💨🐑💥😎😻

@DavePanko ready for Social Distancing for Field Days!

Ohhhh girls I have a birthday coming up! How about you little woolly balls of goodness treat papa with some of this mask candy! Steal! 🐑😻💥😷

I know I haven’t posted in a while, but wanted to let everyone know this #coronarvirus has me nervous as s#%*t!

@CowboyCubby I’m tearing up Greg. Might have to wear your moon boots to go hunt for eggs. Go cry in your Zima slouch! Waaaaaaaaaaa. 😾👻😻🐑🐏🐐

Three days of Fog Warnings here. Have not seen the sun since Saturday. That would put our Fog Days on top of Easter Sunday. And we know what happens if it rains on Easter Sunday! friendweather.com/wx25.php

@CowboyCubby The only thing worse than your breath are your jokes. Hang it up Pantywaist. I’ve seen more potential in Clover Kids showing cats at the county fair. Here’s a vid of us sleeping thru another Cubby tall tale 🙄💋😻😻😾😽🙀youtu.be/HmKzhmEuQNs

Just like quizzing your kid on what exactly happened?

@NewsOK Sounds like @CowboyCubby took a long overdue trip to OK. Stay down there windbag with your buddies in the clink! 💋🎉👀👹🥃😍 Whiskey, snakes and uranium again just like last time! Grow up!

Rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey found during Oklahoma traffic stop oklahoman.com/article/563596… via @newsok

@CowboyCubby Hopefully you didn’t lose any digits to your snap pop and sparkler fetish. Put the eigth plate of sweet corn and Vienna sausages down and get some big boy toys Capt. Kinda Kaboom! We had Miley, bring it fool! 👺🥃🎉🎡💋❤️👻 youtu.be/QpDR_RA5HZc

Uncle Pete has made a lot of bad decisions in his life. Messing with my maid of honor just flat upsets my mango cart. Handle your Boone’s wine or find another Chucky Cheese to party at as%h@le. #sheeprights #woolmatters #velcrodrama ❤️💋🎉😬🔫👼😡 youtu.be/mc6pGz_w2Po

@CowboyCubby Present at a couple crop shops this week and the air temp in SE NE should rise by 37 deg F minimum!💥🐏💨👨‍🦲🔥🥚🌽❤️💋🕯

@CowboyCubby But you look like an ass every day!!! Schwinggggg!!! 🐑💋👀🚬❤️😎