Joseph Jenkins

Wow. Did not know this.

Does lime in a Corona count as 1 of your 5 a day?

Quality

Meanwhile, In Essex, Jackson is "debating" Santa's Naughty/Nice list system

What Angela Merkel said... "We need a backstop. Maybe we will find a solution in 2 years time, maybe we will find a solution in thirty days time..." How the BBC reported it... "Angela Merkel anounced that a solution to the backstop could be found in thirty days..."

@MennaPriorSmith @UniofBath I heard they don't allow cool people in. So it must've been that...

@fdd7b34c50e7463 @UniofBath Oxford didn’t deserve you Joe, too good for them

Yesss! Got accepted into my firm @UniofBath! ( I got rejected from Oxford after my interview in December but still got the grades.) Time for some celebrations!🎉

@bedwashighsch What a specimen😏😍

Congratulations to all our AS and A Level pupils. Lots of happy faces. 👏

In #TheLionKing (1994) Zazu said Scar would make a handsome throw rug, in Hercules (1997) you can see him throwing a pelt that looks exactly like Scar

@WJEC_EdRes Would've been useful for this year's exam🤔🤦‍♂️

KS5 #Mathematics teachers! Here's a resource that aids the teaching of the large data sets elements of the statistics content of the new GCE Mathematics specification. bit.ly/2xKKX4N

Hey @realDonaldTrump, if you were triggered by the UK ambassador’s comments, you’re gonna do your nut when you find out what @BorisJohnson said about you (Projection location: Big Ben)

The carbon footprint of a double gin is about the same as driving 1km in a petrol car.

Turkish soldier gives chocolate to a Syrian child - one of the bars drops... He picks it up and thinks he has to give it back. Via @imgur imgur.com/gallery/gdNU1wg

Because female sanitary products in Germany are taxed as luxury goods at 19% and books only at 7%, earlier this month a local company protested against the luxury tax by publishing a book about menstruation with 15 tampons inside. (Image: The Female Company.)

@MisterRMaths No worries thanks for the reply

@fdd7b34c50e7463 Afraid not, sorry...I don’t teach the module

@MisterRMaths Are you doing an unofficial markscheme for the WJEC Applied Unit 4 paper today?

Actual footage of me seeing the 9 mark question on the kidney in #WJECBiology A level exam:

My three subjects plotting how they are all going to fuck me over in the next exam papers #alevels2019

guys!!! if i get 500k retweets this can happen for me!! please help out 💙💙 thank you all!!! #CalliesMetsProm

Tweet tweet!! Concert rehearsal schedule attached for this week ready for our concert Wednesday evening. Don’t forget to purchase your tickets from reception. Look forward to seeing you all 🎄🎶🎅🏻🎶