Elliott Cowe

Honestly think playing Frimpong right wing and Szoboszlai right back today summed Slot up as a coach

Liverpool against Spurs at the weekend could be the first game in the history of football were both teams lose 3 nil.

Me on Tuesday having backed 7 losers on the first day of Cheltenham

If you magically woke up today and watched this Liverpool team, you’d think Rio Ngumoha has been playing in the league for years. Shades of a young Sterling, can’t wait to see him grow

championship clubs in tottenham stadium next season:

Hahahahahahahahahahaha

So can someone plz address the pothole epidemic in the UK

Lola Young winning Breakthrough Artist over EsDeeKid and Jim Legxacy is exactly what the problem with UK Music is.

Why can’t they just use the tax free money they’ve saved? Why should I as a British taxpayer help people who don’t want to pay any tax?

I have never seen a better executed order for the table in my life Down to the details: - napkin tuck for order - upping portion sizes in a blink - the Bao Bun execution - asking the server for recs - politeness and complete control of the room Wow.

TV Show idea: Britton's Got Tarrant. Fern Britton holds Chris Tarrant prisoner in a mystery location.

Nah the potholes in the UK are a joke man it’s like wreck it Ralph’s been let loose on our roads

My boys spending Valentines with their girlfriends instead of day drinking with me

the roads in the UK are melting bro I’m not even joking

Jeremy Jacquet sounds like someone Bob Mortimer would make up ffs

Way Todibo and Adama looked into the camera through my TV…i shat myself a lil

For the next 5, 6, 7 years you build the team around Wirtz and Ekitike and we'll be sound.

How Wirtz and Ekitike been moving week in, week out