Chris Cowie

Construction worker pulls dog out of the water as it was being dragged by the current in a canal in Ecuador.

The real question is how many times will I end up marathoning Harry Potter during this self-quarantine

@G_McDonald89 I didn’t want to kill the vibe

Yo where u learn to tuck trees like that dog

You ever remembered a dream you had while you were having a different dream but you don’t realize either of them were just dreams until you woke up? My brain hurts

@G_McDonald89 Better late than never

I get it trumps a shit president but shouldn’t we have tried to impeach him long before his last year of office?

Science Literacy empowers you to know when others lie about objective realities.

Y’all keep asking, so here’s your chance. The people in charge say if you guys can get our tweet (this one right here) to 2 Million likes, they will bring SPICY CHICKEN NUGGETS BACK. Let’s freakin’ do this!

If you wield the power to snap your finger and end half of all life in the universe — to preserve resources for those who remain — then you surely have the power to snap your finger and double the resources instead. @Avengers, I checked the math on that one.

Winter is coming

Respawn++

@realDonaldTrump You mean your friends at Fox?

THE RIGGED AND CORRUPT MEDIA IS THE ENEMY OF THE PEOPLE!

@terrycarhartt @ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump yes but we have santa clause, the easter bunny and the tooth fairy on our team. we are also holding a squad of leprechaun’s in reserve

I miss Mac miller

in 2003, I was requested to meet with Warner Brothers about doing a film tentatively titled “Skate Jam.” They were bringing back Looney Tunes with “Back In Action” & then wanted to start on my project immediately. A week later Back In Action bombed & Skate Jam was shelved forever

Right!? It’s almost as if they planned it that way.

Think we live in violent times? During World War I, on average more than 10,000 people died per day for every day of the war — a football-stadium’s worth of people every week.

Tomorrow brings a lemur

Sometimes I wonder whether Virtual Reality has gotten so good that we’ve lost all urge to invent the actual reality that it imitates.

My “pay” is in options, which only matter if stock goes up & I sell. Will use that to make life multiplanetary, help education & environment on Earth w my foundation. Just don’t want us to be sad about the future. twitter.com/norbertelekes/…