Cowtown Caller

I wrote that story!

Another worthless, slop app.

@pcinthabigd @PollTracker2024 I’m glad I kept scrolling until I saw this

@PollTracker2024 Sharp is a great guy, great Texan. Only downside he has is he looks like Rodney Dangerfield. The Comptroller's race was even closer than the lg race.

This election result isn’t discussed enough. Had the Democrat won, it might’ve persuaded George W. Bush against seeking the presidency in 2000.

@AlabamaLaw Why are u taunting me like this? You’ve lifted a lot of this info from my biography

You could drive up Highway 69N and work the night shift at the Dollar General in Arab, AL You could marry a wife, maybe three, and start your own caliphate by the lake You won’t, though

**** leaked footage from The Bachelorette

H-1B VISA WAR IN CONGRESS Bills flood the 119th Congress: double the cap, phase it out, zero visas, $150K minimum wage, or roll back Trump fees. No bill has advanced — program's future hangs in the balance. Full Story: dallasexpress.com/business-marke…

@ProfRobAnderson Every part of this tweet took a twist I wasn’t expecting

The reality is even more ridiculous than the headline. The whole reason for this bridge is so that a handful of isolated and extremely inbred mountain lions in the Malibu area can breed with normal mountain lions on the other side of the freeway to diversify their genetics. One of these inbred mountain lions killed my dog in my backyard on a college campus in 2022. The National Park Service had a tracking collar on the animal and knew where it was at all times. They didn’t give any warning to the college or anyone else. After this happened, they only admitted it was their animal after a reporter questioned them. The animal was so inbred that its father was also its grandfather, and then it mated with its father/grandfather. Mountain lions are not endangered in California in the slightest. There are actually too many of them in this area, causing them to kill each other over territory. The NPS catches all these animals every few years to replace the batteries in their tracking collars. They could literally just drive them to the other side of the freeway in a pickup. The mountain lion that killed my dog was hit by a car and killed a few months later. What a waste.

[federal building & u.s. courthouse]/ monroe, louisiana

H-1B FRAUD RING BUSTED IN PENNSYLVANIA Federal jury convicts three in decade-long scheme of fake visa applications, salary kickbacks, and $32M+ Medicaid fraud — part of nationwide crackdown on H-1B abuse. Full Story: dallasexpress.com/national/prose…

DALLAS ISD $6.2B SCHOOL BOND HEADED TO MAY VOTERS Package would fund 26 new schools, renovations, safety upgrades & tech — but critics question focus amid low literacy rates & 14,000-student enrollment drop. @dallasschools Full Story: dallasexpress.com/education/6-2b…

That’s my story

Thune on the Filibuster-Epstein-SAVE Act nexus

You can check my tweets - I’ve been right about everything I’ve ever posted Especially the ones I deleted

@PageSix Legendary, actually

Meghan Markle would allegedly ‘disappear’ from Netflix meetings when offended trib.al/nQyKN3C

H-1B VISA BATTLE EXPLODES IN CONGRESS Lawmakers push wildly different plans: double the cap, phase it out entirely, slash visas to zero, or impose $150K minimum wages. No bill has advanced — future of the program hangs in the balance. Full Story: dallasexpress.com/business-marke…

@BasedIllinoisan He walked so the ASU frat leader could run

How did Romney not win that race?

@RichOToole Wow, no wonder I love Galveston

What it’s like dating a girl from Galveston

Chat, is this the move?

@AFpost She’s been on his heels (within the MOE) in the last several polls

An EMC Research poll found that Democrat nominee Amy Acton is leading Vivek Ramaswamy in the Ohio gubernatorial race by a margin of 53%-43% among likely midterm voters. Despite his endorsement from Trump, Ramaswamy is underperforming among Republicans, with only 65% supporting him. Independent voters are breaking 51%-46% for Acton. Follow: @AFpost

@mattbramanti I’m gonna use this in a story at some point.

"turned his birthdays off"