Uncomfortable Facts

Who remembers when we had a real President! 💙

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Liberal Woman said MAGA will be triggered after seeing her “outfit” Are you triggered ??

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Trump has five options: • Accept defeat, leave the Middle East • Ground invasion, thousands die • Use nukes, start WW3 • Resignation • Impeachment

Dear Stephen King, Do you know what you REALLY are, Steph? A dingleberry. You know what a dingleberry is, right? It's that toilet paper bit that clings to someone's butthole. Kinda how you cling to relevance. That's you. Just dangling. So, how’s it hangin’, Steph? Still got that raging hard-on for President Trump? You’re like a psycho ex with a crayon scribbling “Trump Bad” on every page of your notebook. I imagine you strapped into a straight jacket in the corner of a psych ward shaking back and forth mumbling to yourself... "Trump is Putin's puppet" over and over again. If there was a general of keyboard warriors, you would be it Steph. What happened to you man? You used to scare us with killer clowns and possessed cars, but now you're just a Trump-obsessed geezer who thinks his political takes are as deep as his novels. They’re not. Oh by the way... I’m calling you Steph because your profile pic screams “lesbian cat condo store owner who knits hemp sweaters in Portland.” If it was a scratch-and-sniff sticker, it would reek of regret and unfiltered Camel cigarettes. Maybe a bit of cat piss. Before I wrote this, I googled you to see how much you have aged. And holy shit man! You look like Michael Jackson's corpse but if it still had hair. You have an ego Steph. You think you're God's gift to X. Perched on your Maine porch, sipping whiskey, tweeting and pretending you’re the voice of the “everyman." The only thing you’ve got in common with the working class is that flannel you wear like it’s a Halloween costume. You’ve spent decades writing about small-town America, only to turn around and shit on the folks who live there and bought your books because they don’t bow down to you. Your X posts are so divisive, they make Pennywise look like a marriage counselor. You lecture about morality while your keyboard warrior rants split people faster than a possessed Plymouth Fury doing donuts. Here’s the kicker, Steph: you’re not the hero of this story. You’re the washed-up villain, monologuing about your glory days while the audience checks their watches. You’re not the King of Horror anymore. You’re the court jester of self-ownage, and the curtain is closing. WE LOVE that you are terrified of us. Leave it to "Mr. Horror" to be scared of a bunch of red hat wearing patriots with morals. MAGA isn't the monster under the bed in your books Stephanie. Take your preachy, holier than thou crap and gag on it. Log off, dust off your typewriter, and write something that doesn’t suck, ya hack. In Freedom, Mr. Star-Spangled MAGA

Liberal Harry Sisson does not like the feeling of shooting firearms Describe Harry Sission using ONE word

Pick the most dangerous cult. Please RP to reach a larger audience.

Give me on single reason besides racism you didn't vote for this queen.

We have not forgotten that ICE murdered Renee Good and Alex Pretti

@AntiWokeMemes I got a brand spanking new 50 dollar gift card to Sizzler for this man.

Lesbian woman says she’s converting to Islam because Christianity is ‘the most evil religion’ and based on fear, unlike Islam which is based on love. She also claims she will be on the front line with Muslims fighting Christians. How will this story end?

Where do you stand with this BS? A. Reparations Now B. Reparations Never C. Deport Anyone Who Asks

@0hour1 Whens the highlight reel for WW3 come out? I also missed it.

Shit I slept through WW3

This who’s calling you a nazi online for saying men can’t get pregnant

@FmrRepMTG Dont you have a ship to pirate with your friends

If you’re noticing Tucker Carlson being attacked from literally every direction of the political machine. It’s because they are terrified of him running for president. Because he would win and they know it. And that’s why I’m deeply concerned for my friend Tucker Carlson and his family. These people are vicious and evil and will attempt to destroy anyone and everyone that reveals the truth.

Describe Mark Ruffalo with ONE word.