Cpt. Picardo

Cpt.log: Wes got the chicken pocks. Worf suggested we leave him on a planet with rations.

Cpt.log: Riker & Worf got into a fight on an away mission at Monarus. Troi had ordered more frills on her uniform from the ships tailor.

Cpt.log: We managed to enter into the neutral zone in Romulan space. I thought I saw Riker wink at me from the corner of my eye.

Cpt.log: Barclay started intense speech therapy sessions. He also couldn't find out who was sticking 'kick me' signs on him.

Cpt.log: A freak transporter accident caused Barclay & a fly to be combined. Worf tried bugspray with no results.

Cpt.log: The crew of the enterprise silently observed the Borg on long range radar. Riker insisted Troi see what else he had manscaped.

cpt.log: Miles O'Brian had fallen asleep on duty in the Transporter room. As a prank Geordi teleported him to the mess hall.

Cpt.log: Everyone was nice to the cleaning lady on the Bridge. Worf called us 'Weak!' For sitting in chairs.

cpt.log: Lt.Worf & Wesley went down to the ships barber for a two for one deal & returned with dire consequences. #sttng #tng

Cpt.log: Negotiations with the Risians were well underway. Worf refused to take off his pointed birthday hat.

cpt.log: After several attempts, Lt.Worf captured a bee under a drinking cup. Wesley & Barclay started panicking.

Cpt.log: Geordi was spreading a rumor about starfleet audits.O'Brian pretended like he knew the consoles on the Brid…

cpt.log: Worf challenged a Romulan to a game of Ping-Pong to the death. Wesley left the helm of the enterprise for an ice-cream break. #tng

cpt.log: Romulans boarded the ship in battle. Wes thought it would be great to show his drawings & win with love.

cpt.log: Data & Deanna tried communicating with an evasive being onboard the ship. Riker was caught posing naked in his mirror.

Cpt.log: Worf was in desperate need of a filling. The ships dentist didn't even know where to start.

cpt.log: An alien race onboard were unsettling & gave everyone horrifically violent dreams. Worf had never slept better in years.

Cpt.log: Worf had returned from a Klingon battle. It was Rikers turn to lick Worf's head after playing -Truth Or Dare

Cpt.log: We encountered a new civilization who communicated telepathically. Troi sensed deep concern & heavy constipation.

Cpt.log: Geordi's arm was trapped in a temporal portal. Worf suggested slitting his throat for an honorable death.