💀Stucifer🦇

People out here looking like snacks and full course meals and I’m lookin like a half cooked Totinos pizza roll

Every time your name pops up on my screen I’m like damn you see me?!?

Drunk so I’m commenting on every tiktok I watch

Cried to one piece 3 separate times yesterday and I’m still thinking about it

Every time I see a chubby guy without a shirt I’m like hell ya they look great and cool and amazing then I look at myself without a shirt and I’m like damn bro why are you built like that throw a shirt back on you melted yogurt cup YUCK

As always wgi has been a blast and I’m only overthinking like 4 social situations from the whole weekend. I take that as a win!

Had a leg cramp so bad last night I was ready to meet god

Finals rehearsal weekend and the laundry list I have to put into this show before tomorrow is a lilllllll stressful

Shoutout to the guy blowing up the bathroom

Still stuck on arcadias flag feature

No better way to start the day then a 8 game losing streak in OW 😍😍😍

Sinuses will be the death of me

@CandyCornCum Kairi supremacy!

FOOLED YOU! *this post was brought to you by the Kairi from Kingdom Hearts association*

God forbid a young girl gets kidnapped and is shoved into a world where her whole reality breaks and is helpless

Had a customer say to me “you should be ASHAMED!” Honey trust me I’m 10 steps ahead

Ready to sell my soul to overwatch I will be getting one of those drives.

I feel like I could post pole and still no one would interact I’m truly in a historical flop era for myself.

If I’m doing it for anyone it’s for me. Half marathon is a month away and only getting stronger 💪🏼

Pittsburgh getting rid of the graffiti in preparation of the nfl draft is so fucking stupid. Hoping all the artists are ready to tag the city again even bigger and better

@azurebolide You got this!

It do be that damn phone