Crab Creatures

I was recently bitten by some kind of insect and I inherited all of its memories. I miss my hundreds of insectoid brothers and sisters. Also me on other website.

@Penguinart69 She was born some time between the conception of time and 2010.

@CrabCreatures How old is she

This is my lovely daughter, Courtney. The worms have spread to her heart and the doctor says she can’t eat toads anymore. Unfortunately, I can’t bring myself to stop her.

@DagothUrThaGod You can't live your life fearing the humble onion. Shed your shackles.

@CrabCreatures Dogs can't have onions bro he's gonna die

This is my new exotic Pitbull. I believe he is a 2 X Pimpy and 3 X Bape mix. He ate a big bag of onions so he has a tummy ache.

@Schmrgl Not ideal 😔

@CrabCreatures 4x bape at the very least

A big thank you to the Make A Wish Foundation. Pigler used his wish to make David Attenborough watch as he threw a bunch of plastic bags in the ocean. Pigler isn’t even dying, he’s just a stupid pig.

The vile wizard turned me in to a creature of sorts. As grim as it might appear, I so enjoy retracting into my flesh shell. Feeling positive!

No one knows how to have fun quite like Stephon. He has incurred significant liver damage due to years of substance abuse and his quality of life is irreparably diminished. Keep it up, Stephon!

@EccentricEvii This was taken in my guest cigar lounge.

@CrabCreatures where was this photo taken

I am giving away my Persian Hooded Corpse Worm. He needs to eat three bags of premium mulch every day and I just can’t afford it anymore. Please help him find a good home.

@haemohobgoblin Even a, horrid, rotund, little creature, such as Sophie, deserves a break occasionally.

@CrabCreatures i got so sad about this that i tried to commission Crab Creatures for Happy Sophie- they were v kind and gave me this for free! "Sophie will always consider you a true friend. She believes your invitation must have gotten lost in the mail and she never doubted you for a second."

Today is Sophie’s birthday. We invited all her friends and grilled hamburgers but no one turned up. Even her favourite cigarettes can’t cheer her up.

Miguel, I’m sorry I hit you in the head with that hammer. I don’t know why I did it. I really care about you. Please come home.

@firelord699 I don't feed him at all. He ate a handful of ducks at the pond but that's unavoidable.

@CrabCreatures Well I'm glad he's getting out and about, but are you feeding him before he goes out? Maybe he's moving around too much with a full stomach.

Took Wesley to the pond today. The little scamp was so excited, he threw up twice.

@wickyeoboied He got into a fight with a pug at the park.

@CrabCreatures why's wesley missing a bit of bone on the left side

Biggly smashed all the stray cats in the alley, causing the rat population to grow uncontrollably. So begins our joint business venture as rat milkers.

Brian kept saying “I am walking over here” in an unacceptable Italian-American accent, so I cast the fungus spell on him. The fungus spell is quickly becoming one of my top 5 spells.

@klbr203imperial No. Double milk consumption duty for you.

@CrabCreatures Can i not

Annabelle more than doubled her milk quota. In order to prevent wastage, each of my followers may take one large sip from the communal milk through. You cannot refuse the sip.

@SD_tytori You aren’t trying hard enough. Your beautiful creature is clearly overloaded with precious milk.

@CrabCreatures Oh hey! I have one of those! Doesn't make milk though so yours is cooler.