Crab Jones

122 posts

Crab Jones

Crab Jones

@CrabJones

Katılım Temmuz 2026
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Pam@magababy2024·
@ricrivas20 @RepSylviaGarcia The illegal border crosser is dead because he tried to run over an officer and fled the scene... get with it demon rat. Learn something.
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Rep. Sylvia Garcia
Rep. Sylvia Garcia@RepSylviaGarcia·
We can now confirm that the substance found in Lorenzo Salgado’s van was not a narcotic or any other illicit substance. As his family has said all along, this was an electrolyte powder to stay hydrated working outside in the hot Texas summer. The attempt to cast a shadow over Lorenzo Salgado’s name has failed.
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Common Sense Bob™️ ☕️
@jmcclur @RepSylviaGarcia First, he snuck into the country. He then proceeded to live here ... ILLEGALLY... for 35 years. He performed work, quite possibly under the table, thereby defrauding the US Government of several thousands in income taxes. Need more?
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Mr_Sloth17
Mr_Sloth17@The_uCPoT_17·
@CrabJones @DCaff15 @ForcePao The Uniformed Code of Military Justice, and the commander kf the lieutenant whos compelled to abide by such Hope this helps
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gu@deadh0es·
lolicons talk like this then swear they're not pedophiles
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DeCaff15
DeCaff15@DCaff15·
@ForcePao He violated the law. Hope that helps 👌
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DiscussingFilm
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm·
Tom Holland has become the first person to actually vomit on the set of ‘HOT ONES’. “I love being the first!”
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rio 🪲bug oomf
rio 🪲bug oomf@colligocritters·
Everyone pointing out/making fun of my scars on a post that is completely unrelated isn't cool. But telling people to k1ll themselves on a post where they make fun of me is also dumb as fuck. Get it together everyone. Theres a MASSIVE green bug on my arm!! FOCUS ON THE BUG!!
rio 🪲bug oomf@colligocritters

basil bug loooves the banana

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Crab Jones
Crab Jones@CrabJones·
@portofino_view I see it was your turn to post this today. I wonder who's turn it is tomorrow.
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Crab Jones
Crab Jones@CrabJones·
@emerome You live in a blue state and city. Do not go to any southern state if you want to keep that opinion. Trust me, I live in one.
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em@emerome·
I know a lot of countries like to shit on the US but as a Canadian living in America, Americans are actually the nicest people ever & I won’t hear the slander
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Video Game Lover 🎮
Video Game Lover 🎮@nyrprpokemon·
@HanaHoops Because this is totally the same thing as a 5 year old boy having his penis cutoff and getting “life-changing gender reaffirming surgery” and all the fucking estrogen in the world injected in him, fantastic comparison
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Zarf
Zarf@ZarfClips·
@DailyNoud Bro looks like Ludwig
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Daily Noud
Daily Noud@DailyNoud·
Obsession star Michael Johnston is in talks to play a new role in an upcoming biopic. "I'm not gonna say who it is yet, but you can take your guesses."
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SonyTheSquanderer - Toland #WeWantDestiny3
@PaulTassi Normalise makeing a tutorial for new players. @Bungie learned nothing from the failure of destiny.. I was adding 20-30 players a week. In 5 years of losing the tutorial I managed to add 3 permanent players out of about 1500 people played with. Marthon has the same issue
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Crab Jones@CrabJones·
@LeeAndersonMP_ Did you even cook that shit? Looks fucking raw. Just proving that Britain has shit food.
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Charles R Downs
Charles R Downs@TheCharlesDowns·
Wow, Sarah McBride (@SarahEMcBride) slammed the elevator in my face after I asked him to apologize for saying ICE agents are murderers. The anger must be the hormones or something. But Congressional Democrats refusing to apologize for their rhetoric as ICE agents are under attack proves Dems are too immature to control Congress. Stay tuned for this video.
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