Crackers Carter

“We live in a homophobic society, and that’s unfortunate. First of all, anybody who think we ain’t got a bunch of gay players in all sports, they’re just stupid.” - Charles Barkley (h/t @AdamZagoria )

@BennyScarf So you're only a few years old....or you're just talking shit and conveniently forgetting Scott Morrison and his cabinet?

Never in my life have I seen a more hated Australian government than the current one lol

This sounds rather interesting!

@MisinfoFact @PaulineHansonOz to much of a coward to answer questions from the ABC??? 😂 James Ashby a wannabe Stephen Miller?

#Exclusive footage appears to show One Nation James Ashby ordering ABC journalists out of One Nation Press Conference. Whilst it appear that Pauline Hanson wanted them to stay. Who is running the party? #auspol #farrer

@MarcoFoster_ @YourAnonNews @TuckerCarlson So has @TuckerCarlson corrected the record yet or is he still not remembering???

NYT: “You’ve been talking on your show about whether Trump is the Antichrist” Tucker Carlson: “I have not said that” NYT: *plays clip of him saying that*

@_shanmoho Monday...give yourself the MH and take a long weekend

ZERO cases of cervical cancer diagnosed in women under age 25 in Australia 🇦🇺 None . Nada . Zip. For the first time since records began! How did this happen? One word VACCINES!!!!!

@strangerous10 @Gatty54

The PM was standing in front of the flag all along. Is Canavan lying? Or just stupid?

Not sure what’s worse, Matt Canavan claiming he “wasn’t listening” to Qs on party donor Gina Rinehart flying his political opponents O/Nation to fundraisers - coz he’s busy “tweeting” or that he’s tweeting about a non-existent flag controversy Totally unfit to be leader. #auspol

They will never be forgotten ❤️

Our thoughts on this significant and poignant day, as always, are with all those affected by the tragedy at Hillsborough and we pause in memory of the 97 fans who will never be forgotten.

97 Never Forgotten ❤️

@PatriotSassy You know you could have just said "I'm a Christian for show only. I don't want to actually follow Christian principles unless it suits me" You don't need all those words to call yourself a hypocrite.

I am a practicing Catholic. Have been all my life, waaaayyyy over half a century. But I’ve had it with these damn popes getting political!! I couldn’t stand Pope Francis. 😤 We catholics are taught to believe that the pope is divinely chosen. That he is infallible. But I’m sorry, this one and the last one are hardly infallible. 😒 I had hopes for Leo but I had also heard that he was a liberal early on. Already, I can see he’s no better than Francis. Please, stop making Catholics feel like we have to choose. Because I’ll choose Jesus always, but you are NOT Jesus!! I will NOT change my stance on my president! I will support him, however, the one thing I CAN control? How much money I put in the kitty every week. 💰 And right now, I’m not putting ANY money in that’s intended for Rome. Until the holy father stays out of our politics, he gets not one. red. cent. from me! His job is to lead people to Christ like a shepherd, not to “pontificate” on @POTUS @DonaldTrump! @Pontifex

@Megatron_ron You’re not helpful at all

How fucking awesome does that guitar sound! @Metallica

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@TheKennyDevine Hey @Barnaby_Joyce how about growing a set? Don't wanna upset Gina Rinehart by calling out Trump for this bullshit huh?it might get you thrown off the gravy train.

Barnaby joyce on Donald Trump as President vs Barnaby Joyce on Joe Biden as President.

@DustyMiner01 @gigabasedd Why the hell would you vote for that waste of space? Gina Rinehart is a Trump sycophant and she's bankrolling Pauline and her mob.

@_shanmoho How's the injury?

Trump’s “victory timeline” claims. Mar 3: "We won the war." Mar 7: "We defeated Iran." Mar 9: "We must attack Iran." Mar 9: "The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully." Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.” Mar 12: "We did win, but we haven't won completely yet." Mar 13: "We won the war." Mar 14: "Please help us." Mar 15: "If you don't help us, I will certainly remember it." Mar 16: "Actually, we don't need any help at all." Mar 16: "I was just testing to see who's listening to me." Mar 16: "If NATO doesn't help, they will suffer something very bad." Mar 17: "We neither need nor want NATO's help." Mar 17: "I don't need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO." Mar 18: "Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 19: "US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz." Mar 20: "NATO are cowards." Mar 21: "The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don't use it, we don't need to open it." Mar 22: "This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait" Mar 22: "Iran is Dead" Mar 23: "We had very good and productive talks with Iran." Mar 24: "We’re making progress." Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.” Mar 26: "Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away." Mar 27: "We don’t have to be there for NATO." Mar 28: No major quote Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing Mar 30: "Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences." Mar 31: Claimed a deal was "very close" and that Iran would "do the right thing" Apr 1: "We’ll see what happens very soon." Apr 2: Repeated that a deal was likely, while warning of continued strikes if not Apr 3: "Something big is going to happen." Apr 4: Said Iran must comply "immediately" or face further consequences. Apr 5: "Open the fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah." 😂