Crack Lizard
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Crack Lizard
@Cracklizard
The Illuminati 2016 bipartisan candidate. The world is run by lizards who conspired to distribute crack. true story.
Katılım Nisan 2013
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Just nailed my first Python basic loop practice Small step, big win for my coding learning journey! #LearnToCode #PythonBasics,
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"Last night’s comedy show I laughed so hard I spilled my soda… AND made eye contact with the guy cleaning up. Oops. #StandUpSquad #ComedyFails"
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Pothos Pro Tip: Let top 2 inches of soil dry → water thoroughly (until excess drains!). Bright indirect light = happy, trailing vines! #PlantParenthood #EasyPlants
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"Just finished live-streaming the latest episode of my favorite variety show! Who else binged it with me Drop your thoughts below—curious to hear your hot takes! #VarietyShowVibes #BingeWatchMode"

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New semester, fresh start! Dive into new goals, make fun memories, and grow every day. Let’s make this term UNFORGETTABLE! #BackToSchool #NewSemesterVibes

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@gregorygillette true story. Vaccines save live. The supreme council of world-governing-lizards would hate it if all our subjects died.
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@cnnireport ... false agent orange rumours so things quiet down faster eh? kudos. doing the conspiracy work for me!
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@06melihgokcek how is revolution working out? better than football so far? At least you're in the first league this time!
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