The Goth Crafter

I am having another giveaway on my YouTube channel. A chance to win one if three Christmas journals to give out as gifts, to keep, or whatever you want. Three winners. Drawing held September 30, 2021. youtu.be/GcUmWWs_8AU

@RFWhittakerAuth That's deep at 5 o'clock in the morning. No less hauntingly beautiful, but still deep.

Day creeps away and the moon tells me I can still see. But one day, she will be wrong and all I will be left with is you in the dark pit of my mind...

@JessicaCGregory The parrot is deaf

Number 6: A pet shop owner had a parrot with a sign on its cage that said "Parrot repeats everything it hears". Davey bought the parrot and for two weeks he spoke to it and it didn't say a word. He returned the parrot but the shopkeeper said he never lied about the parrot. How?

@RFWhittakerAuth Either way, the colours are gorgeous together.

@CrafterGoth I think he may have used blue and grey from the same palette for those two. If not, he sure did like those tones of blue

Picasso was the don, and out of all his paintings, this is the one I want on my wall...

@RFWhittakerAuth I like it!

My orange what the fuck is what the fucking a bit too...

@RFWhittakerAuth Love the eyes!

My son, however, wants you to see his drawing...

@RFWhittakerAuth Well, we can fit the beer, cause none of us drink. Yogurt will be a fight. Mom loves yogurt, so it will all be hers. Lol

@CrafterGoth Ask the fridge if she can fit all his beers and yoghurts in there alongside everyone else's lol

Found this tweet on fb. Have it back...

@RFWhittakerAuth This is true. But what's one more ass in my house? Lol. I have seven pets a grown kid and my mom. Bring it on. Lol

@CrafterGoth Well, at least you don't have to clean up after some dude and his smelly arse. Silver linings to everything.

@RFWhittakerAuth Lol. I never thought of it that way. It's more of a chore for me than the housework. This explains why I'm alone. 🙄

@CrafterGoth Why does the sex get out of the housework? Sex needs to pull it's weight too. Sitting on it's lazy ass like it's a prize or something...smdh lol

@RFWhittakerAuth Could be. I'm not a very sexual person myself, but I think I'd rather have the sex than the demons. Unless...the demons do housework. Then I'll take those. Lol

@CrafterGoth I think it's a case of who needs sex when you can have these demons instead? That kind of thing

@RFWhittakerAuth I hope so, because that part did not make sense to me. Unless the person is saying that in a relationship the sex is good, but the rest is not. 🤷

@CrafterGoth The sex is sarcasm I think.

@stang1994gt Why thank you very much! 😘

@stang1994gt Thank you for the flower! I've never gotten flowers before! 😘

@stang1994gt You seem like a nice guy. That's way more important than looks. There's nothing wrong with the way you look either. 🙂

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@JessicaCGregory @AnnelieseM_DK One.

Good morning everyone! Here's the first riddle for you today: I have a large money box, 10 inches wide, and 5 inches tall. Roughly how many coins can I place in my money box until it's no longer empty?

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@RFWhittakerAuth Love the title!

My blue what the fuck is coming along...