𝐓𝐞𝐝𝐝𝐲 ( 𝜯ℎ𝑒 𝑨𝑙𝑙𝑦 * )

‘I might end up being the guy that saves all your asses.’ ( The first chimera that went from taking people’s power to taking their pain. ) . SLs as both classic (s5) Theo & new (?) Theo . Can be a little shit (ic), naturally . Doesn’t take rejection well, so RT! ♡, aficionado

Here I am, you lucky people.

@unlockinglahey You can be my first patient.

@CraftyIniquity ⠀ yeah, you should really be a therapist. ⠀

⠀ great feedback, thank you. ⠀

So, leave again.

/ miss teen wolf so much i started dreaming about theo

@seraphicbrio Are you surprised?

@CraftyIniquity He lives!

2026 and still no baby.

@fellforah0le Then why do I get neck pain from looking down at you?

@CraftyIniquity you’re not tall either.

It’s unusually peaceful around here. Is Liam out of town?

@WannaHitMe [We are always in the middle of /some/ sort of crisis.] I beg your orphaned pardon.

@WannaHitMe [Who else is going to protect the town? The new kids? Rhetorical.] What are you looking at?

@WannaHitMe You know what, touche . . . But they should be.

@fellforah0le . . . What?

@CraftyIniquity no, because if you stand 5 feet away from me, we are basically the same height.

@fellforah0le Every inch matters.

@CraftyIniquity you’re only TWO inches taller than me, theo. neither one of us are “long”ing anything.

@fellforah0le Because you’re short. You can’t ‘long’ anything.

@CraftyIniquity ……. if i did fall into another hole, i wasn’t down for long.

@fellforah0le I thought you might’ve fallen into another hole.

@CraftyIniquity i wish, but no. i’ve been busy avoiding you.

@fellforah0le Is that right? How angry?

@CraftyIniquity ………….. no, you make me angry.

you would’ve skipped it this time if it wasn’t for me.

@fellforah0le Oh, do I make you nervous?

@CraftyIniquity actually, my pulse is always high.

@fellforah0le I know when you’re lying.

@CraftyIniquity ……… what does that have to do with anything?

@gokrazyelle Don’t forget I can hear your heartbeat.

@CraftyIniquity bold of you to assume i dream about you.