Craig Adams

Split the A

“No, white boy! Stop it! That airport beer is too cold! There are shareholders to increase value for!” the masked they/thems all yelled in unison

Tossing some Instagram likes at the zohran victory posts just to get some visibility from the goth liberals

Crunching the numbers so you don’t have to

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

yeeeeeeaaaahhh here we gooooo

She will be hearing from me tonight

Sam Reinhart four goals in a cup clinching game???

James puts up a three

Start strokin my dick freak style fr

Let’s send it over to NFL Rules expert Gene Steratore: “Yeah guys the smoke here coming out of the Sistine Chapel chimney is clearly white, we’re going to have a new Pope, this calls gonna stand.”

@heatdaddy69420 Hey big Mike, it’s ace.

I have like 100 DMs on Instagram that just say ace here. This is awesome

Shedeur would’ve gone first overall if he was vaccinated and boosted against covid 19

@megsxzum @milkyy_tweets I don’t like how mean Peter is to Meg

Browsing Hulu for 10 min just to watch Family Guy

Well my ex canceled the Spotify premium I was using which unfortunately means I am revoking her Dads access to my Disney +. Good guy. Hate to see him caught in the crossfire

“What planet do you want to go to?” “I don’t know, you pick. Whatever. No, not Jupiter. Ew, no I’m not in the mood for Mars. I don’t care. Are you even listening to me?”

@megsxzum I’ll take a look

Guys if we all just mask up we can end this thing.

A beer? A platypus beer? Beery the platypus beer? BEERY THE PLATYPUS!!??

March madness sweet 16? MLB opening day? NHL hockey? Yeah, that’ll play. Split the O

We’re Publix guys, of course we’re pro life!!!