Craig, but Creg in USA

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Craig, but Creg in USA

@CraigBComedy

Born in England but made in Scotland. Married to Everton but have a fun time with Celtic behind their back

Katılım Eylül 2020

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·1d

@abourakty @DecimateEU @NepentheZ Awww you’re feeling were hurt weren’t they.. Yanks are proper softies aren’t ya.. 1. I’m not an Arsenal fan.. 2. Gyoks scored 2 penalties, wasn’t an issue for Van Nistelrooy who made a career off only ever scoring in the penalty area 🤔 65 open play goals.. you’re truly clueless.

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Sam@abourakty·1d

@CraigBComedy @DecimateEU @NepentheZ Yall haven’t been good to watch. Winning games by merely scoring set pieces, can’t score from open play🤣. Gyok scores pens and tap ins, can’t trap a ball, can’t hold up the ball for buildup. Pep outclassed yall in carabao cup final and your big stiff idiot team struggled Nonce

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NepentheZ@NepentheZ·2d

My Premier League TOTS Vote. Crazy they accidentally forgot to put Saka, Gyokeres and Martinelli in the voting.

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·2d

@abourakty @DecimateEU @NepentheZ You know nothing 🤣 Gyokeres has 17 goals this season but hes the worst striker youve truly ever seen? Wild. Arsenals played 52 games this season & lost 5 but that’s because every other team in the league and Europe are bad right? 🤣 as I said.. stick to soccer 👍 Embarrassing.

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Sam@abourakty·2d

@CraigBComedy @DecimateEU @NepentheZ Tell me which part of what I said was wrong? Or do you know I’m right and you’re just mad I know more than you about shi yall love and praise? Arsenal are a shit team, other shittier teams around them are the only reason they’re winning the league this season lmao

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·2d

@ProRecoil Roef is 3rd behind Martinez and Donnarumma… Pickford is 1st by a high margin of clear goals prevented.. Roef is 8th.. Pickford sits 2nd for cleansheets in league whilst making more saves than Roef showing how big a part he played in his cleansheets.. Pickford is clear. 🫡

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ProRecoil@ProRecoil·2d

@CraigBComedy You’re a moron, Pickford, donnaoruma and raya have all had between 10 and 55 less at them than Roefs, yet he is within a 1% of all them if not higher. Roefs is 2nd for percentage saved btw. Pickford is 5th.

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ProRecoil@ProRecoil·2d

The correct vote if you’ve actually watched more than just your own team this season🙌🏼

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·2d

@ProRecoil I’m not clowning 78% just simply highlighting it because it’s not the best.. you’ve literally just stated it.. 3rd highest save%, 3rd most shots on target.. he’s been the 3rd best goalkeeper.. it’s just that simple.

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ProRecoil@ProRecoil·2d

@CraigBComedy Tryna clown 78%💀 & depending where you look Roefs has the 2nd/3rd highest percentage saved and equally the 3rd most shots on target at him…

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·2d

@ProRecoil Roef with his 78% Save percentage 🤣 Hes had a great season but he’s only been better than Donnarumma and Pickford on one thing this season and that’s aerial duels.. Xhaka I don’t mind, he’s done what’s required of him but Anderson at Forest clears him and Szobozlai..

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ProRecoil@ProRecoil·2d

@CraigBComedy Yeah the best players in his position (Roefs) and top 3 (Granit)

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·2d

@abourakty @DecimateEU @NepentheZ lol.. I always find it funny when American try to get involved in football chats.. there’s a reason you call it Soccer, that’s because you don’t understand football 👍

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Sam@abourakty·2d

@DecimateEU @NepentheZ The Arsenal defense has carried the team, in all honesty the attack has been lacking and shite. Saka is a ghost of who he was, Gyok is truly one of the worst strikers I’ve ever seen play, and Martinsmelly will never be a stand out player. Trossard is average, that’s it

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·6d

@jackoefc27 Dewsbury-Hall to the tune of Baby Shark is the only real option tbh

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JACK@jackoefc27·6d

Just give him the Ross Barkley song, simple stuff 👌🏻

Stylo@Stylo_____

Who’s coming up with a chant for KDH then everyone

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·6d

@Stylo_____ ABBA - Voulez Vous Dewsbury-Hall (aha) He can do it all (aha) We know what he can do (aha) Everton’s number 22

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Stylo@Stylo_____·2 Nis

Who’s coming up with a chant for KDH then everyone

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·2 Nis

@lukeWilko1878 @Owens_EFC @James_UTFT Not wanting to try and make you look a tit but I recommend you look up how finances in football work before trying to talk about it.. it’s not the case of ‘You need to sell 100million to spend 100milllion’

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Luke@lukeWilko1878·1 Nis

@Owens_EFC @James_UTFT To carry on? All clubs needs sales at our level

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James@James_UTFT·1 Nis

I love Jack Grealish but I don’t think we should sign him permanently. Ndiaye is by far our best player and his best position is off the LHS, we need to build the team around him not Grealish. On top of grealish’s age, injury and financial demands, it’s a poor deal. #EFC

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·31 Mar

@narcoinsfc People crying about evolutions because it’s ruined the menu content in a game that’s supposed to be about PLAYING football are people who are full scale reprobates.. crying because they can’t scroll menus.. go play a tycoon simulator

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Wael@narcoinsfc·31 Mar

Everyone: Evos is the only reason i still play YH THATS OUR POINT LMFAO You could deadass make Evos its own whole game mode with how much shit you can do, the Market/SBC tabs are useless

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I think Evos have ruined FC and that’s a hill I’ll happily die on

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·31 Mar

@narcoinsfc @mighty_hog Not at all.. promo cards are always aimed at the same big clubs so fans of the other 99% of clubs enjoy evoing players from their club.. they may not be the best players on the game so you don’t see them in the higher divisions but they’re the ones keeping the game alive.

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Wael@narcoinsfc·31 Mar

@mighty_hog you see it that way because evos are so overturned meta that everyone is using them and all ppl talk about

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Wael@narcoinsfc·31 Mar

Unpopular Opinion: Evolutions ruined FUT

GIF

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·31 Mar

@alexgildeatrott @DeanoBambinoo @Carra23 Clearly not that great when you rank multiple players who jumped ship in a heart for a better club..

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AGT@alexgildeatrott·31 Mar

@DeanoBambinoo @Carra23 He wasn’t bang average, this revisionism has to stop. No bang average player plays 737 times for Liverpool. No one is saying he was better than JT, Rio but a bit of respect for the man, who was a very good defender, especially considering he isn’t over 6 foot.

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AGT@alexgildeatrott·31 Mar

Since it’s international break and everyone is doing top 10’s. My top LFC players since I was born in 1994. Gerrard Salah Suarez Van Dijk Fowler Mane Coutinho Alisson Firmino Carragher Honourable mentions Hyypia Reina Alonso Torres Owen Robbo Trent Hendo

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·16 Mar

Suprised the final verdict wasn’t a 6 points deduction for Everton.

Sky Sports News@SkySportsNews

BREAKING: Chelsea have been fined £10.75m by the Premier League and handed a one-year transfer ban suspended for two years 🚨 They have also been given a nine month Academy transfer ban.

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·16 Mar

@EL220807 @FIFA22_INFO You clearly don’t know how to activate bruiser..

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EL@EL220807·15 Mar

@FIFA22_INFO 99 physical his body type is horrible for fullback more of a cm/winger body type he can’t body anyone

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EAFC 26 News@FIFA22_INFO·15 Mar

🚨 Cancelo SBC Upgrade Coming • ✅ 99 Stat Boost Which 99 stat would be best? 🤔

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·15 Mar

@CharlieBenta 4 of the last 4 years we watched the exact same but worse with Verstappen.. we had 30 laps of Russell Hamilton and Leclerc juking it out going 3 wid into corners, rrgs are irrelevant to Merc having a rocket, we had McLaren last year, RB the 4 before.. it’s not on the regs..

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Charlie Benta@CharlieBenta·15 Mar

@CraigBComedy The 6 corner battle between HAM and LEC? That was fun indeed. 30% DNS or DNF, 2 Mercs 20 secs ahead of Ferraris who are being 30 secs ahead of the rest of the field, not so much.

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·15 Mar

Anyone complaining and not enjoying the head to head racing under these new regulations are either Verstappen Shaggers or just straight deluded. This is superb. #F1 #ChineseGP

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·15 Mar

@Ykeyxz @Jaack @GuvnaB Your point? Still a worse G/A to minute ratio..

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🔆@Ykeyxz·15 Mar

@CraigBComedy @Jaack @GuvnaB 600 less minutes for saka btw

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GUVNA B@GuvnaB·14 Mar

Can someone show me Bowen and Saka’s Prem stats for this season. Presume that’s how England decide who should start on the right at the World Cup? Tryna see something

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Craig, but Creg in USA@CraigBComedy·15 Mar

@ScammyBets @The_Forty_Four In my lifetime? An FA Cup.. how may relegations you seen in your lifetime? I have witnessed in my lifetime my club win 1 single trophy.. that’s the equivalent to 1/4 of West Ham’s entire collection.

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ScammyBets@ScammyBets·15 Mar

@CraigBComedy @The_Forty_Four What have you won in your lifetime?

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The 44 ⚽️@The_Forty_Four·14 Mar

This clip is so frustrating… The lack of ball knowledge is crazy 😂

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@abourakty @DecimateEU @NepentheZ @ProRecoil @jackoefc27 @Stylo_____ @lukeWilko1878 @Owens_EFC