Craig Baxter

@ness27011 Wow. Congratulations Vanessa!

I would like to gift my O Level in Mathematics to @realDonaldTrump It’s a B grade so pretty good, the best grade probably

… lady proprietress, whose face they wanted right up against mine in a cheek-to-cheek pose. I was smiling (“warmly”)/she was tense and cross. Oh dear. I was only here by accident, having been looking for a grocery store selling milk and cheese

Dreamed I found myself in a sewing shop (I had been looking for groceries). A camera team wanted me to - as a rare male in the shop - appear in the publicity shots they were taking. They told me I had a very “warm” persona, in contrast with the rather frosty… 1/2

Which social media platform do you reach for when you most hate yourself?

The mouth is not a sphincter

I’ve written a Substack post Henry V Part 1 open.substack.com/pub/craigbaxte…

I’m pretty sure Edward the Confessor didn’t actually beat his old mum to death with a crown

Dreamed my favourite whisky glass got broken but then I look closer and it is engraved with someone else’s name (i.e. it’s someone else’s favourite whisky glass)

Expanding on my dream tweets on Substack craigbaxter.substack.com/p/i-tweet-and-…

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Tea is a nasty drink

I wish they’d make baseball great in the first place never mind again

😮 the 🍆 s running 🇺🇸!

I am with immediate effect renaming American cheese “Trump Face Cheese”

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Poll results prove once and for all that no-one cares about farts

For the sake of the planet, would we do better to

Has anyone ever tried “Facebook”?