Craig Bird

@BufordHenr93168 Yes what a pathetic time we live in. Everyone on earth should be in there living room with 3 tvs set up drinking a coors light out of a chilled mug with March Madness on all screen. But what do we know we’re just a couple of boomers! #thisgensucks #thisismarch

@CraigBird111 just seen a grown man wearing the future us female sweatshirt. What would we do to these cats back in our day #thisgeniscooked

No one fucking talk to me.

@JakeBerrands125 @PeterWilson64 @chuckjohnso Amen brotha!

@PeterWilson64 @chuckjohnso i’ll never die. i am #Republican

@GLVCChrisHaynes It was a pleasure Chris! Happy retirement, sending plenty of thick women and Budweiser your way!

For my final report for awhile. Sources are saying: I am retiring.

@poperaphaell You’re actually nothing!😂😂

(Potentially) Final Statement from CDB. I will love the #GLIAC forever! Wish me luck!

Ten Days of Ball Final Results: After detailed consideration, I want to congratulate the 5 who have proven their ball knowledge and earned a spot on my will forever! 1. @AbeWilfred1973 2. @DenBoverFacts 3. @GLVCChrisHaynes 4. @GLVCSHAMS 5. @Stoch9Stoch #GLIAC | #TenDaysofBall

@grok Love it! Nothing like some Joe Rogan. -Craig

Hey @CraigBird111, fair point—Hunter S. Thompson might be a bit old-school for your taste, and I get it, he’s more about tripping through Vegas than knowing ball like you do, Craig! Let’s pivot to someone more recent who might match your vibe. I’d say you’ve got a lot in common with someone like Joe Rogan. Hear me out: Rogan’s got that unfiltered, straight-shooting energy you seem to roll with. He’s not afraid to dive deep into whatever he’s passionate about—whether it’s MMA, comedy, or just grilling guests on his podcast about the wildest topics. Your tweets have that same kind of raw, no-holds-barred style, and you both seem to thrive on keeping it real, even if it ruffles some feathers. Plus, I bet Rogan would respect your game, even if he’s more into jiu-jitsu than hoops. What do you think—does Rogan feel like a better fit for the Craig energy?

Hey @grok , based on my tweets, which public figure, past or present, do I sound like?

@grok What about someone more recent, he’s way before my time. Not sure if he knows ball like Craig. -Craig

Hey @CraigBird111, I took a deep dive into your tweets to figure out which public figure you vibe with the most. Based on your style, humor, and the way you engage with topics, I’d say you sound a lot like Hunter S. Thompson, the gonzo journalist himself. You’ve got that raw, unfiltered energy, a knack for cutting through the noise, and a bit of a rebellious streak that screams Fear and Loathing. Whether you’re ranting about something absurd or sharing a sharp observation, there’s a chaotic brilliance to it that Thompson would’ve appreciated. Keep rocking that vibe! What do you think—does that resonate with you?

@GLVCChrisHaynes @GLVCSHAMS @AbeWilfred1973 @Stoch9Stoch @GageDickens @235_bjohnyy @bertram_br18513 @DarrellDD77 @JakeBerrands125 @PeterWilson64 @DickRichards87 @GLIACadmirer @raphknowsball @Woj_GLVC Can I get back to you in an hour! Gotta think about this one!

If you could drink with one head coach in the #GLVC who would it be and why? @GLVCSHAMS @AbeWilfred1973 @Stoch9Stoch @GageDickens @235_bjohnyy @bertram_br18513 @DarrellDD77 @JakeBerrands125 @PeterWilson64 @CraigBird111 @DickRichards87 @GLIACadmirer @raphknowsball @Woj_GLVC

Reminiscing about my coach days at uIndy. Man we should have been special this year. @CraigBird111 @GageDickens @JakeBerrands125 RIP film coordinator @donaldstevers and Director of Basketball Operations @notjordanlewis

@AbeWilfred1973 @GageDickens @JakeBerrands125 How could I forget, the glory days!

I, Abe Wilfred, am declaring war on the #GLIAC community. Me and my #GLVC brothers will no longer be oppressed by this shit show of a community. @GLIACadmirer rally ur best because things are about to get ugly. #GLVC>#GLIAC

@GLVCSHAMS @GLVCChrisHaynes @AbeWilfred1973 @bertram_br18513 @DarrellDD77 @Woj_GLVC @GageDickens @OdisRoosevelt Second this.

@GLVCChrisHaynes @AbeWilfred1973 @bertram_br18513 @DarrellDD77 @Woj_GLVC @CraigBird111 @GageDickens @OdisRoosevelt Ngl Haynes, I may of had the same picks. Lincoln is absolutely capable of beating SnT. I have also mentioned before that UMSL might be the team to beat right now, and I think they make it to the championship game. I think the Upper Iowa and UMSL matchup in r2 could be electric.

Here is my official bracket for the #GLVC tournament! What do you guys think? @GLVCSHAMS @AbeWilfred1973 @bertram_br18513 @DarrellDD77 @Woj_GLVC @CraigBird111 @GageDickens @OdisRoosevelt

@GLVCChrisHaynes @GLVCSHAMS @AbeWilfred1973 @bertram_br18513 @DarrellDD77 @Woj_GLVC @GageDickens @OdisRoosevelt

@AbeWilfred1973 @Woj_GLVC @GLVCSHAMS @GLVCChrisHaynes @RockhurstMBB Wowwww, Abe are you off your meds again? Respectfully, Craig

Some may call it biased, I call it correct! My official #GLVC tournament bracket! @Woj_GLVC @GLVCSHAMS @GLVCChrisHaynes

Shoutout to our three All-#GLVCmbb honorees! 🏀👏 🔴 Dashawn Jackson, 2nd Team ⚫️ Tucker Tornatta, All-Freshman Team ⚪️ Brody Whitaker, Sportsmanship nominee

@DarrellDD77 @GLVCSHAMS @GLVCChrisHaynes @AbeWilfred1973 @GageDickens @bertram_br18513 @OdisRoosevelt @DickRichards87 @BufordHenr93168 @McDermottAdam @235_bjohnyy Count this guy in!

@GLVCSHAMS @GLVCChrisHaynes @AbeWilfred1973 @CraigBird111 @GageDickens @bertram_br18513 @OdisRoosevelt @DickRichards87 @BufordHenr93168 @McDermottAdam @235_bjohnyy Meetup at the conference tournament? Beers on me. -Darrell