Craig Derrick 🇾🇪

They told the apprentice to tip immulsion paint over his head for a bet but it was gloss wait till he's in car at end

Finally ! The good news 👊🏻 ( plus I’m giving away 5 FREE gold memberships ) Retweet and all that bollocks 👊🏻

Please watch until end (DJ MUSH) 🤣 Retweet and I’ll ping someone 2k at midnight tomorrow. Must be following me though ❤️

Rooney x Ronaldo x Tevez

Any1 need 2 england tickets tonight at stadium now

Pele: “If he was playing with me, I would have scored so many more." Zinedine Zidane: “My toughest opponent? Scholes of Manchester. He is the complete midfielder." Luis Figo: “I’m star-struck when I see Paul Scholes because you never see him. On the pitch you can’t catch him. Off the pitch he disappear.” Xavi: “In the last 15 to 20 years the best central midfielder that I have seen – the most complete – is Scholes. I have spoken with Xabi Alonso about this many times. Scholes is a spectacular player who has everything. He can play the final pass, he can score, he is strong, he never gets knocked off the ball and he doesn’t give possession away. If he had been Spanish then maybe he would have been valued more." Patrick Vieira: “The player in the Premiership I admire most? Easy – Scholes." Lionel Messi: “At La Masia his name was mentioned a lot. He’s a teacher." Roy Keane: “An amazingly gifted player who remained an unaffected human being." Laurent Blanc: “I tell anyone who asks me – Scholes is the best English player." Pirlo: “The truly great English midfield player of the generation. Didn’t just play the game, he thought about the game. You could see every pass, every decision, was based on his intelligence and understanding." Thierry Henry: “I can’t understand why Scholes has never won the player of the year award. He should have won it long ago. Maybe it’s because he doesn’t seek the limelight like some of the other ‘stars’." Pep Guardiola: “Out of everyone at Manchester United, I would pick out Scholes, he is the best midfielder of his generation. I would had loved to play alongside him." Cesc Fabregas: “He is the one whose level I aspire to. He is the best player in the Premier League." Dimitar Berbatov: “Nobody else can play the way Paul Scholes does." Sir Alex Ferguson: “I think Paul Scholes is the best player in England. He’s got the best skills, the best brain. No one can match him. There isn’t a player of his mould anywhere in the world. Paul is irreplaceable.” Paul Scholes was the GOAT! 🐐 #MUFC ✅

Had the bottom right pair. Best boots ever

Find a woman who has your Pint quality close to her heart 🤝

Rule number 1, always shout fore!!! 😂😂😂

United fans:

“I get kinky time off my wife when Leeds get a result. I haven’t been to second base in months." 🤣 This Leeds fan is not happy… 😭

Seville and wembley done last week, body taken a 4day hammering but worth every minute.

1999: Man Utd beat Newcastle 2-0 at Wembley. • Goalscorers were #10 and #18 (Sheringham and Scholes). 2023: Man Utd beat Newcastle 2-0 at Wembley. • Goalscorers were #10 and #18 (Rashford and Casemiro). We won the trebble that year 👀

@spiderlear Green f bud Block 109

@CraigDerrick87 Where were you bib? We were in block G!

Boys first final yesterday, great day up the reds

That’s just made my day 🇾🇪♥️ twitter.com/Zaid7D/status/…

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@ManUnitedTix @jay1smiling @MUFCSpares99 @ManUnitedTicks Last minute, I can't make tomz game vs palace I have a ticket willing to swap for another away game or some1 take it of me. Private message me, collection from ground so will transfer over.