Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)

@CraigFromHughes

Pay attention 💉 CULTIST SHEEPLE! We will FIGHT your EVIL TYRANY! I am the CALVARY here to protect your FREEDOM! Clive is here with the CASH!!!

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·3 May

And you all thought I was thick…

Hughes News@newsinhughes

BREAKING: Hughes MP Jenny Ware cuts live feed when an Aboriginal man gets up to speak at her “community consultation” on the Voice, after two hours of white men talking (Abbott and Hildebrand) #VoiceToParliament

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·17 Nis

@steele4hughes How dare you attribute my art work to the Liberal’s!

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Georgia Steele@steele4hughes·16 Nis

Corflutes defaced?✅ Foreign Affairs Minister attending a function in Menai for the first time in … ever?✅ Captain’s pick candidate, parachuted in from Captain’s Cook, targeting my orange-drenched home suburb?✅ Oooh la la. The Liberals are worried, ladies and gentlemen.✅

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·21 Mar

@DebCansdell @theV_C_ @Aussie @steele4hughes Does backing away count? If so there were a lot of those on the weekend!

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💧 Deb Cansdell 🌱@DebCansdell·21 Mar

@theV_C_ @CraigFromHughes @Aussie Talk about a ticket to nowhere! Won’t be buying one of those! The community are clearly backing local candidate Georgia Steele @steele4hughes who is just superb. And can’t wait to see the back of him.

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·21 Mar

There has been much CONJECTURE about why I’m sitting at the @aussie home loans stall at Menai Marketplace. As you can see I’m selling raffle tickets. GRASS ROOTS as ya get! Clive said I need to pull my weight and contribute to the cash pile. Look how HAPPY my constituents are!

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·21 Mar

@theV_C_ @Aussie Well there’s a year off yer piddly outer suburban mortgage. That was donated by Clive at the expense of a coupla hundred k’s of coral bleaching on the Reef, with some decorative chunks of cobalt and nickel chucked in. I donated a truckload of ivermectin and a red ensign flag

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·21 Mar

Here you go #HughesVotes - straight from the horse’s mouth. All very simple and straightforward really

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·15 Mar

@AnnelieseXander HYPOCRASSY is RIGHT!!! Bunch of 🤡🤡🤡 tried to KILL ME OFF before the last election too, but look at me now! #freedomtoLOSE amiright?

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Anneliese Alexander@AnnelieseXander·15 Mar

On today's episode of "what is hypocricy" - asking a community group "Are you expecting us to just support your candidate?" Only to pick their own candidate and say "Just step down and support our candidate." Right.

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·7 Oca

Not a literary crowd then? Should of used a cricket “metaphor”. HOWZAT!?

Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes

Do it to Clive!!!!!! (Image from my Telegram this morning. I haven’t quite got to the end yet. Winston wins, right?)

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·7 Oca

Do it to Clive!!!!!! (Image from my Telegram this morning. I haven’t quite got to the end yet. Winston wins, right?)

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·6 Oca

Dear Georgia, On behalf of Hughes constituents I have DECLARED COVID IS OVER! However, I am happy to provide Clive's STASH of hydroxychoriquine for the people of Hughes, in return for their VOTES. Deal? As for where I am, Novak was in need of a SYMPATHETIC shoulder this morning

Georgia Steele@steele4hughes

Dear Craig Kelly, This is what’s happening in Hughes. Dire, as elsewhere. Where are you? What are you doing to help your constituents? Are you lobbying the PM on our behalf? The Premier? Are you here, providing reassurance? Taking calls in your office? Please help. -Hughes.

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·6 Oca

@murnong @toastednewsly @DaveBezza80 @HughesRenews @Peter_Fitz @Better4Hughes Anythings possible in THEORY, right, Lorraine? Just don’t ask me about any of the SPECIFIC NUMBERS, ok?

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·6 Oca

@murnong @toastednewsly @DaveBezza80 @HughesRenews @Peter_Fitz @Better4Hughes Steele voters preferenced LNP LAST cause there all so determined to VOTE THEM OUT! Guess who gets those prefs? Yep, YOURS TRULY. And it’s KELLY’S UAP for the VICTORY IN HUGHES. And guess whose next PM when my UAP ALL come from FOURTH on the ballot to WIN!?

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Peter FitzSimons@Peter_Fitz·5 Oca

I do. Not sure how this works, but with two prominent Independents, do they do preference deal to make sure they add to each other and not subtract?

Anneliese Alexander@AnnelieseXander

@Peter_Fitz @HughesRenews has spent the last 2 years working in the community, building relationships, talking to constituents, and has the true grit required to win the seat. You remember her, right? smh.com.au/national/nsw/c…

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·6 Oca

@steele4hughes @Peter_Fitz To quote the great Darryl Kerrigan, “tell her she’s dreamin’!” Apart from the 39867 constituents I’ve BLOCKED on Facebook (before the ban) and Twitter, Hughes loves me!

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Georgia Steele@steele4hughes·5 Oca

@Peter_Fitz To quote a former Prime Minister - Nope. Nope. Nope. We’re going to make Hughes #StrongerwithSteele

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Peter FitzSimons@Peter_Fitz·5 Oca

Surely Craig Kelly is NO chance, (he said, alarmed.)

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·5 Oca

No I haven’t been asked to come on #abc730 yet. Seems @latingle is scared of my INTERLECTUAL powers.

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·3 Oca

@ecobard @AshleyLeahy Top idea - you reckon I could get the recipe in exchange for preferences?

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Grouchy Marx@ecobard·3 Oca

@CraigFromHughes @AshleyLeahy and Humpty Do Barra sangers.

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Craig Kelly UAP LEADER Former MP Hughes (parody)@CraigFromHughes·3 Oca

If I don’t win at the election, PLAN B is to reopen the old furniture shop and sell medical supplies.

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