Craig Hume

I'm a pasta whore 🍝🍝🍝

@Cickx89 Ha

I’ve came home from ibiza & went back to work the next day in better nicks than I’ve came home from Marbella🤮 Pls be a quick day🥲

😂😂

Fuck the polis,.

😂😂

Happy Holidays to all those offended by the use of that term.

*Xmas football period on verge of being cancelled* Every fan across the country realising they're going to have to actually talk to their aunts and cousins they see once a year:

Very true😂

“Can we have a party this year?” Boris:

Every Rangers fan ti Ryan Porteous tonight!!

@GaryLineker Shat on pitch

If you fart in your trousers and accidentally follow through, most of the shit will stay in your trousers. I’m an expert on this.

The man speaks facts twitter.com/brianconey/sta…

😂😂

Same again Sunday 🍊

What a performance, what a team 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😍 can't believe we're going to win the world cup