Craig Jones

@beckycormell haha I don't know how u even live on 3hrs a week! I'd blow your months wage in one night and go into my overdraft haha 😱

@beckycormell lol so you will be looking for all the overtime u can get? 😜

@beckycormell £1 a pint Becky haha I'm gonna be well in my element! 🍺 Sounds good man when u going? X

“@UberFacts: Oral sex was illegal in Canada until 1969.” Bit of a coincidence with the year #69

Bulgaria in July! Cheap as fuck.. Need to motivate to get some sort of beach bod because at the minute I am as far away from a beach bod ☀✈

Pay scales for footballers is ridiculous! 118k average 😑 #recession?

Fuck grey goose it's all about the yellow scorpion vodka! @mattproctor91

“@SexFactsOfLife: The human body burns 3-6 calories when your nipples become hard.” Thanks for the workout @kim_howell88

@kim_howell88 walking to work in the snow it's cold Nd I have a proper shrivel on ha x

@kim_howell88 haha one sec... X

Been in 1st gear for an hour and ten mins now.. It's not even icy.. Foot down please people!

@kim_howell88 yh that's what I'm sayin lol x

@kim_howell88 @googlecrazyfact did u try this when u read it? Lpl

@kim_howell88 @googlecrazyfact I'm eating more now tho so il probs drop dead from a heart attack. Fuck

@louise_victoria haha! Funny one liner! Il txt ya in the morning if I'm going in or not x

@kim_howell88 fuck that I'm in my onesie watching the news lmao

@kim_howell88 a little tho haha

@louise_victoria yh enit it's just gettin in cuz I know that the traffic is just gonna be crazy tomorrow

@kim_howell88 vulgar not Pervy lol

@louise_victoria lol Cheers mate I probs won't be in tomorrow yknw x