Craig Webb

@Versace Looking for the punchline. But that’s it.

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@BGatesIsaPyscho Wallingford & Yarnton are in the same COUNTY. But miles apart.

No fucking way. 7 years ago lightning struck in the same location in Oxford resulting in a fireball during 2016. I statistically analyse coincidences & the chances of this happening are literally of the charts. Truth is stranger than fiction. bbc.com/news/uk-englan…

@BGatesIsaPyscho Lighting has been around longer than humans mate.

🚨🇬🇧 Oxford, UK Just now - Huge fireball captured on camera - no confirmed reports of whats caused it. We’re going the same way as America - brace yourselves.

@agentsilverfox1 @golf_andy @BGatesIsaPyscho I’m about 5 miles from Yarnton. I heard the thunder and lightning.

@golf_andy @BGatesIsaPyscho The truth as told to you by the BBC... that 'truth'?

🚨🇬🇧 Oxford, UK Couple record resulting fire whilst driving following huge explosion. Oxford is England’s home to all manner of state of the art research facilities located just outside in Harwell, Including nuclear research labs & satellite test facilities. I’m guessing this isn’t a coincidence.

@PaulSav70457468 @itvnews @nocontext_paul He’ll see you coming first.

@itvnews @nocontext_paul Shouldn't be too difficult to spot!

Police are asking anyone who recognises the man depicted to get in touch. #Echobox=1696245468-1" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">itv.com/news/meridian/…

@Paulalondonnews @ANTambo @parthaskar @GillianKeegan They had a blood glucose monitor and did finger prick tests. That’s now done via the phones Bluetooth. Shall we be reissuing old tech to these kids?

With New Zealand at 13.2 they’ve all slept with each other twice.

If Man City had won then Diaz would have been onside

@NoContextBrits I feel it. EVERY DAY.

@gonzotrucker A Polish Fuck.

I think he says fuck in a foreign language.

@MasculineTheory Rich Dad, Poor Dad.

Your son turns 18 What book are you giving him?

@webjuice_ie It worked. Thank you.

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without googling, name something Australia invented

When teenagers change their siblings #Netflix name.

@icod @sturgios A lot of menus are written this way with each ingredient capitalised.

@sturgios Terrible capitalisation

Pub lunch today. Nice spot in fine country location and meant to be good - but two mains both just shy of forty quid is the kind of pricing that has me thinking about a late cancellation

@RichOnStream @Svixy Conversely. How many homes on the southern US have central heating.

British people will do anything except invest in air conditioning

@stats_feed England - Cider? Not a chance.

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