Craig The Goon

Jumped Off The Chicago Bridge Because The ⁦@ChicagoBears⁩ Are Starting To Piss Me Off! instagram.com/reel/CjTyuDXMW…

@MovingUnit_ So 2/7.

Here’s the rest of what I have from the MLB model for tonight (5/22): Tampa Bay Rays ML (+132) at New York Yankees New York Mets ML (-116/+103) at Miami Marlins Atlanta Braves -1.5 (+102/+112) vs Washington Nationals Detroit Tigers ML (+118) at Baltimore Orioles Seattle Mariners ML (-125/-106) at Kansas City Royals Los Angeles Dodgers ML (+100) at Milwaukee Brewers Texas Rangers -1.5 (+112) at Los Angeles Angels

@Craigsagoon_ It's a lot easier to hit in the rain than it is to pitch and field not saying it's going over but your rationalization is stupid.

Easiest bet you can make rn is Guardians vs Phillies no runs first inning -150. It’s still raining in Philly and the game is about to start. Both pitchers are good. Conditions won’t change until after the first few innings. #Baseball #SportsBet #FreeBet

5 innings… No runs… You’re right buddy @Mattf456

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@Mattf456 Even if it’s easier to hit it’s not going to go yard bro. Turner woulda hit a home run if it wasn’t raining. That ball was nearly a home run as is. Cold and wet makes the ball denser and not fly dummy

@Mattf456 Cash me out bro don’t say I didn’t tell ya

Tommy Paul will still find a way to lose this match per usual

Don’t fade DeWanna Boner and the Phoenix Mercury at home you’ll regret it #WNBA DeWanna Boner at home

I know people are sick of the magnetic rim talk in the NBA but did anyone see that Jared McCain 3 pointer

@darrenrovell Shoulda sold up by 20. Can’t leave money on the table in these rigged ahhh sports

This is also something you don't recover from.

@wagsischasing Used to think you were the man.

ATP 🎾 Cameron Norrie ML (+120) Conditions in Geneva don’t suit well to Mariano Navone’s South American grinding style. The courts play faster, which limits him. Faster clay and conditions often force him to rush his game, which typically leads to unforced errors and getting hit through by more versatile and weaponized opponents. Norrie is the better player at these prices, considering his game is physical and can materialize rhythm in these conditions.

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This image is one of the strongest arguments for the NBA being scripted. Cavs could have just taken a shot clock violation each possession and won. Instead they ran the ball and committed intentional turnovers to let the Knicks win. They are all in on it.

@thomasjordaniv After you lose 50 first

Do you think it's possible to make $100K a year sports betting?

#KNICKS #Pain

@br_betting @FDSportsbook Spurs

You're given $1K but have to bet it on one team to win the NBA Finals... Which squad gets your money? 💬 (Odds via @FDSportsbook)

@wagsischasing 🥴

WTA 🎾 Coco Gauff ML (-149) There’s a reason Guaff has 2 slams and is amongst the most elite players. Her level of play is usually raised significantly in bigger matches, which was on full display against Cirstea. You could say that was Gauff’s best match of the year. She was dominant from the baseline and serving numbers were up considerably. She’s also hungry to redeem her finals loss from a year ago. Svitolina has beaten her twice this year and has been electric. Monfils can’t pay the bills no more, someone has got to, so I appreciate her stepping up and supporting the family, however, the American obliterates the Ukrainian.

@thegreat7443 @NBA_NewYork Team is super deep bro

@thegreat7443 @NBA_NewYork I mean, idk if anyone saw how good Vassel and Castle would be. Kornet fills in nice for Wemby.

Dirk on Ant: "I've watched the NBA & been a part of it for a long long time. I've never seen this. A guy walking into the huddle with 8 minutes to go in the 4th and dapping up the entire team…" Blake: "I have to agree…" UD: "…As a leader…I would not show that weakness…"