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Spanish teams just don’t give a fuck. Real Betis would have a front 3 of Harold Shipman, Raoul Moat and Mick Philpott, with Josef Fritzl in the 10 if they could.

RIP Allan Ahlberg & thanks for being so wonderful

@joshpearson180 @ThomasHeath1 @87hornerk #RIP

Still my favourite video of all time, hope this legend is raising a glass to the big man tonight

@NinjaTurtleLair This is what we do..do.do…

Astronomer CEO and the Head of HR were in the Coldplay concert making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me.

People think money has ruined football but the sight of a rapist dictator standing next to a corrupt football official in front of a big gold trophy at a competition bankrolled by Saudi Arabia reminds me the game still belongs to us.

@KDCunliffe It’s taken me 30 years to realise this - they don’t make ‘em like they used too…

Pulp are brilliant. The songs are brilliant. To top it all… Jarvis Cocker is absolute box office as a story teller and performer. He is an absolute one-off. We’re lucky to have him. #glastonbury #Glastonbury2025 #pulp #glasto #jarviscocker

Call off Glasto, it's peaked

It were my Grandad’s this. He shot a German with this. ‘What, in’t war?’ No, in Benidorm, they had a row over a sunlounger!

The race for Europe has taken its toll on Nuno

Perspective.

Happy Bryan Gunn Day to everyone! The expression of Robert Ullathorne's face gets me every time, absolutely priceless! #itfc

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The alphabet with Neil Warnock.

Couldn’t explain it better than Stewart Lee